Where Faina Ranevskaya sent annoying pioneers. "Pioneers, go to ...!" and other curious incidents from the life of Faina Ranevskaya ← Hodor. In any awkward situation

Her famous humor - caustic, highly accurate and almost always cynical - has long been considered a classic. Today we decided to play a trick and remember the 10 best obscene phrases of the legendary Faina Georgievna Ranevskaya.

1. Annoying fans

Phrase: "Pioneera, go to ** pu!"

Faina Georgievna was terribly annoyed when, seeing her on the street, passers-by (especially children) began to shout: “Mulya, don’t make me nervous!” One day, a crowd of schoolchildren surrounded her, joyfully chanting the famous phrase from "The Foundling." Then Ranevskaya said in her hearts: “Pioneers, go to ** ny!”

A similar fate befell the Timurovites, who came home to the actress with an offer to help with the housework. "PionEra! Join hands - and go to ** poo! she said and slammed the door.

By the way, once for the love of a joke about Mulya, even Brezhnev got it. He could not resist and repeated it, pinning the Order of Lenin to Ranevskaya’s chest, to which he received an angry rebuke: “Leonid Ilyich, that’s what boys or hooligans call me!” “Forgive me, but I love you very much,” the Secretary General was embarrassed.

2. Against pathos

Phrase: "Under every peacock's tail lies a chicken ** pa"

This aphorism is perhaps the most famous among Ranevskaya's statements: “Under the most beautiful peacock tail lies the most ordinary chicken ** pa. So less pathos, gentlemen!"

Very few people managed to express their attitude to life, to colleagues and to themselves so accurately. By the way, recently, during another Twitter scandal, this expression was addressed to TV presenter Ksenia Sobchak, who had previously used Ranevskaya's aphorism about pionEras to journalists. In general, with the help of the exchange of well-aimed phrases by Faina Georgievna, a new round of Sobchak's loud quarrel with the paparazzi was avoided. At least for now.

3. About freedom of choice

Phrase: "Everyone is free to dispose of his ** sing as he wants"

In general, the obscene word of four letters was one of Faina Georgievna's favorites. Once she answered this to a certain meticulous journalist: “I am not shy about Mata. And in my vocabulary, my favorite word is “** pa”, and not “excellent”.

Ranevskaya proved this at a party meeting in the theater, where one of the actors, suspected of homosexual relationships, was ardently branded for unworthy behavior of a Soviet art worker. “Everyone is free to dispose of his ** sing as he wants,” said the artist. “So I pick mine up and fuck off!”

4. With criticism in life

The phrase: “Do you know, dear, what shit is? ... So, compared to my life, it is jam.”

So summed up Ranevskaya. Until a very old age, she remained in demand in cinema and theater, the roles she created, including episodic ones, were quoted and loved by the Soviet audience. At the same time, the inconsistency of character led to the fact that Faina Georgievna lived in complete solitude - not counting her beloved mongrel named Boy and the Siamese cat Tiki.

5. Sisters in mind

Phrase: "Why are all women such fools?"

The answer to this question can be found in the book of the same name. Its authorship is attributed to Ranevskaya, but this still raises fair doubts among many. Although knowing the mocking disposition of Faina Georgievna, it is quite a log

It would be natural to assume that the catchphrase belongs to her.

The sharp-tongued actress did not spare anyone, and the fair sex - including: “All my life I have been terribly afraid of stupid people. Especially grandma. You never know how to talk to them without sinking to their level.”

6. About shapes…

Phrase: “With this ** sing, you have to stay at home!”

Speaking of the criticism that Ranevskaya brought down

on their compatriots. Faina Georgievna rarely hesitated to openly discuss someone's appearance - even her own, even passers-by.

Once, watching a lady passing by, the actress - either caustically or approvingly - said: “This is called“ ** pa-playing ”.

But another passerby got from Ranevskaya in full. “And with such a ** sing it was necessary to stay at home!” - sharply threw the actress.

Phrase: "If you only knew how much shit there is in a person!"

Once, during the filming of the next film outside the city, Ranevskaya suffered a serious stomach upset.

Tired of the long wait, the members of the film crew already suspected that something irreparable had happened when the door of the wooden toilet flung open and Faina Georgievna came out. "You are my brothers! – said the actress. “If you only knew how much shit a person has…”

8. Your take on official art

Phrase: "It's some kind of refrigerator with a beard!"

In the 60s of the last century, a monument to Karl Marx was erected on Theater Square in Moscow. Obviously, Ranevskaya did not like the proximity of the bronze figure to the Bolshoi Theater.

When the actress was asked if she had seen the monument to the great author of Capital, she raised her eyebrows in surprise and clarified: “Do you mean this refrigerator with a beard that was recently placed at the Bolshoi Theater?”

9. In any awkward situation

Phrase: “Does it shock you that I smoke?”

Once, one of the theater employees ran into Ranevskaya's dressing room on some super-important matter. What he saw there made the hurried man literally lose the power of speech: Faina Georgievna smoked by the window completely naked.

“My dear, does it shock you that I smoke?” - innocently asked the actress, turning to the intruder and not making the slightest attempt to hide behind.

10. Delicate but far

Phrase: "I hope your mother bites you in the alley"

The bawdy expressions of Ranevskaya, of course, were not an indicator of a lack of culture. On the contrary, they were a challenge to inertia, one might say, a small performance on her part. And when Faina Georgievna encountered rudeness on the street, she knew how to keep her face and choose her words.

Once, on one of the Moscow streets, a middle-aged

the actress was pushed by a certain young man. Almost knocking Ranevskaya down, he not only did not apologize, but also cursed obscenely at her.

At first, the artist was taken aback, but soon she quickly found herself and threw after the rude man: “For a number of reasons, I cannot now answer you with the words you use. But I sincerely hope that when you return home, your mother will jump out of the gateway and bite you properly.

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website I decided to recall the witty sayings of the great actress, which at one time silenced interlocutors for a long time.

Quotes

• All my life I've been swimming in the toilet with a butterfly stroke.
• We were accustomed to single-celled words, scant thoughts, play Ostrovsky after that!
• Horseradish, put on the opinions of others, provides a calm and happy life.
• Under the most beautiful tail of a peacock hides the most ordinary chicken ass. So less pathos, gentlemen.
• I am like eggs: I participate, but I do not enter.
• Why are all women so stupid?
• Do you know what it's like to act in films? Imagine that you are washing in a bathhouse, and a tour is being led there.
• Life is a long jump from n * zdy to the grave.
• I'm like an old palm tree at the station - no one needs it, but it's a pity to throw it away.
• For an actress, there are no disadvantages if it is necessary for the role.
• When I start writing memoirs, beyond the phrase: “I was born in the family of a poor oilman ...”, - I can’t do anything.
• To gain recognition, one must, even must, die.
• Lesbianism, homosexuality, masochism, sadism are not perversions. There are, in fact, only two perversions: field hockey and ballet on ice.
• Beautiful people shit too.
• I do not recognize the word "play". You can play cards, horse races, checkers. You have to live on the stage.
• Everything pleasant in this world is either harmful, or immoral, or leads to obesity.
• I hate you. Wherever I go, everyone looks around and says: “Look, this is Mulya, don’t annoy me, she’s coming.”
• Everyone is free to dispose of his ass as he wants. So I pick mine up and fuck it
• I get letters: "Help me become an actor." I answer: "God will help!".
• Women are smarter, of course. Have you ever heard of a woman who would lose her head just because a man has beautiful legs?
• Pee-pee in a tram is all he did in art.
• Talent is self-doubt and painful dissatisfaction with yourself and your shortcomings, which I have never seen in mediocrity.
• I am watching this film for the fourth time and I must tell you that today the actors played like never before.
• It is better to be a good person, "swearing" than a quiet, well-mannered creature.

Actress stories

Once Ranevskaya stood in her make-up room completely naked. And smoked. Suddenly, without knocking, the director, manager of the Mossovet Theater Valentin Shkolnikov entered her. And froze in shock. Faina Georgievna calmly asked: “Does it shock you that I smoke?”

Explaining to someone why the condom is white, Ranevskaya said: "Because white makes you fat."

Ranevskaya was asked: “Which women, in your opinion, tend to be more faithful brunettes or blondes?” Without thinking, she replied: "Greys!".

Once in the theater, a young capricious actress declared: "The pearls that I will wear in the first act must be real." “Everything will be real,” Ranevskaya reassures her, “Everything: pearls in the first act, and poison in the last”.

The outstanding actress of the 20th century, Faina Georgievna Ranevskaya, according to contemporaries, in addition to her unsurpassed acting talent, also possessed amazing wisdom and wit.

1. You need to live in such a way that you are remembered even by bastards.

2. Faina Georgievna, how are you?
- Do you know, my dear, what is shit? So here it is compared to my life - jam.
-How is life, Faina Georgievna?

I told you last year that shit. But then it was marzipan.

3. Life is a long jump from p...zdy to the grave

5. Lesbianism, homosexuality, masochism, sadism are not perversions. There are, in fact, only two perversions: field hockey and ballet on ice.

6. If a woman walks with her head down, she has a lover! If a woman walks with her head held high, she has a lover! If a woman keeps her head straight - she has a lover! And in general - if a woman has a head, then she has a lover!

7. This lady can already choose for herself whom she impresses.

8. God made women beautiful so that men could love them, and stupid so that they could love men.

9. Women are, of course, smarter. Have you ever heard of a woman who would lose her head just because a man has beautiful legs?

10. Looking at the hole in her skirt: Nothing can hold back the pressure of beauty!

11. To the question: "Are you sick, Faina Georgievna?" - she habitually answered: "No, I just look like that."

12. "All my life I've been swimming in the toilet with the butterfly style."

13. A fairy tale is when he married a frog, and she turned out to be a princess. A true story is when the opposite is true.

14. If the patient really wants to live, doctors are powerless.

15. Family replaces everything. Therefore, before you start it, you should think about what is more important to you: everything or family.

16. I lived with many theaters, but never enjoyed it.

17. I receive letters: "Help me become an actor." I answer: "God will help!"

18. A real man is a man who remembers a woman's birthday exactly and never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers a woman's birthday but knows exactly how old she is is her husband.

19. It has always been incomprehensible to me - people are ashamed of poverty and not ashamed of wealth.

20. Discussing a recently deceased actress friend: - I wish I had her legs - she had lovely legs! Too bad they're gone now...

21. In a rest house for a walk, a friend heartily declares:

I love nature.

Ranevskaya stops, carefully examines her and says:

And this after what she did to you?

22. It is known that Ranevskaya allowed herself strong expressions, and when they made a remark to her that there is no word "ass" in the literary Russian language, she replied - strange, there is no word, but there is an ass ...

24. Somehow, after the performance, already naked for changing clothes in the dressing room, Ranevskaya smoked ... The director entered or ... well, in general, a man .... Ranevskaya, after another puff: Does it bother you that I smoke?! ...

25. At one time, it was Eisenstein who gave the shy, stuttering debutante, who had just appeared at Mosfilm, advice that had a significant impact on her life.

Faina, - said Eisenstein, - you will die if you do not learn to demand attention to yourself, to force people to obey your will. You will die and you will not be an actress!

Soon Ranevskaya showed her mentor that she had learned something.

Upon learning that she was not approved for the role in Ivan the Terrible, she became indignant and, in response to someone's question about the filming of this film, shouted:

I'd rather blow the skin off my ass than shoot with Eisenstein!

26. Ranevskaya and Marlene Dietrich meet.

Tell me, - asks Ranevskaya, - that's why you are all so thin and slender, and we are big and fat?

We just have a special diet: in the morning - a cupcake, in the evening - sex.

Well, what if it doesn't help?

Then exclude flour.

27. The pearls that I will wear in the first act must be real, the capricious young actress demands.

Everything will be real, ”Ranevskaya reassures her. - Everything: pearls in the first act, and poison in the last.

28. Ranevskaya was constantly late for rehearsals. Zavadsky was tired of this, and he asked the actors that if Ranevskaya was late again, just ignore her.

Runs in, out of breath, to the rehearsal Faina Georgievna:

Hello!

Everyone is silent.

Hello!

Nobody pays attention. She for the third time:

Hello!

Again the same reaction.

Oh, there is no one?! Then I'll go possu.

29. A journalist asks Ranevskaya:

What do you think is the difference between a smart person and a fool?

The thing is, young man, that a smart man knows what this difference is, but never asks about it.

30. Rina Zelenaya said:

In the sanatorium, Ranevskaya was sitting at the table with some kind of bore, who always blamed food. And the soup is cold, and the cutlets are not salty, and the compote is not sweet. (Maybe, really.) At breakfast, he said disgustedly: "Well, what kind of eggs are these? Laughter alone. As a child, my mother, I remember, had eggs!"

And you do not confuse her with daddy? - inquired Ranevskaya.

31. Olga Aroseva said that, already at an advanced age, Faina Georgievna was walking down the street, slipped and fell. Lying on the sidewalk and screaming in his inimitable voice:

People! Pick me up! After all, folk artists do not lie on the street!

32. I don't drink, I don't smoke anymore and I never cheated on my husband - because I have his
never happened, - said Ranevskaya, anticipating possible questions from a journalist.
- So, - the journalist does not lag behind, - so you don't have any shortcomings at all?
- In general, no, - Ranevskaya answered modestly, but with dignity.
And after a short pause she added:
- True, I have a big ass and sometimes I lie a little ...

33. And where would you like to go, Faina Georgievna - to heaven or hell? - asked Ranevskaya.

Of course, heaven is preferable because of the climate, but I would be happier in hell because of the company, Faina Georgievna reasoned.

One of the brightest actresses of Soviet cinema is rightfully considered Faina Ranevskaya (Faina Georgievna Feldman). She did not get the main roles, but from the supporting roles she knew how to create real masterpieces. She was famous for her difficult character and peculiar sense of humor, did not choose expressions and said everything she thought straight out. And therefore, funny situations often happened to Ranevskaya. They sound so anecdotal that they raise doubts about their plausibility. But knowing her cool temper, it is quite possible to assume that these stories are real.

All-Union popularity Faina Ranevskaya brought a role in the film "Foundling", while she herself did not consider this work outstanding. Everyone knew the phrase of her heroine “Mulya, don’t make me nervous” and constantly bothered the actress, repeating it. One day she was walking down the street, and children were running after her, shouting "Mulya." For a while she endured, and then she stopped and said: “Pioneers, go to f...!”

Faina Ranevskaya did not stand on ceremony not only with the pioneers. Directors and high-ranking officials also got it from her. When asked by television boss Lapin about what he might see her next, she replied: “In a coffin!” And when she learned that she was not approved for the role in Ivan the Terrible, Ranevskaya became indignant and shouted: “I'd rather sell skin with w ... than shoot with Eisenstein!” The director was immediately informed of this, and he repulsed the telegram in response: “How is the sale going?”

Mikhail Novohizhin said that he often recorded with Ranevskaya on the radio. We rehearsed at Ranevskaya's house - with tea, pies and cockroaches. The actress fed them and considered them her pets. When a guest crushed one of them, she was indignant: "Mikhal Mikhalych, I'm afraid that our friendship will end there!"

Ranevskaya did not have a family, and she spoke about love with her usual sarcasm. Once she was asked if she was in love. “But what about it,” Ranevskaya said, “I was 19 years old, I entered the provincial troupe - I immediately fell in love. In the first hero-lover! And I, to tell the truth, was terrible, like a mortal sin. And one day he suddenly comes up and says: “Baby, do you rent a room near the theater? So wait tonight: I'll be with you at seven o'clock." At seven no, at eight no, at the ninth hour he comes. Drunk and with a woman! “Baby, take a walk somewhere for a couple of hours, my dear!” Since then, not only to fall in love - I can’t look at them: bastards and bastards!

In an interview, Ranevskaya told a journalist: “I don’t drink, I don’t smoke anymore, and I never cheated on my husband because I never had one. There are no shortcomings in general. And after a pause, she added, “True, I have a big f... and sometimes I lie a little.”

One of the brightest actresses of Soviet cinema is rightfully considered Faina Ranevskaya (Faina Georgievna Feldman). She did not get the main roles, but from the supporting roles she knew how to create real masterpieces. She was famous for her difficult character and peculiar sense of humor, did not choose expressions and said everything she thought straight out. And therefore, funny situations often happened to Ranevskaya. They sound so anecdotal that they raise doubts about their plausibility. But knowing her cool temper, it is quite possible to assume that these stories are real.

All-Union popularity Faina Ranevskaya brought a role in the film "Foundling", while she herself did not consider this work outstanding. Everyone knew the phrase of her heroine “Mulya, don’t make me nervous” and constantly bothered the actress, repeating it. One day she was walking down the street, and children were running after her, shouting "Mulya." For a while she endured, and then she stopped and said: “Pioneers, go to f...!”

Faina Ranevskaya did not stand on ceremony not only with the pioneers. Directors and high-ranking officials also got it from her. When asked by television boss Lapin about what he might see her next, she replied: “In a coffin!” And when she learned that she was not approved for the role in Ivan the Terrible, Ranevskaya became indignant and shouted: “I'd rather sell skin with w ... than shoot with Eisenstein!” The director was immediately informed of this, and he repulsed the telegram in response: “How is the sale going?”

Mikhail Novohizhin said that he often recorded with Ranevskaya on the radio. We rehearsed at Ranevskaya's house - with tea, pies and cockroaches. The actress fed them and considered them her pets. When a guest crushed one of them, she was indignant: "Mikhal Mikhalych, I'm afraid that our friendship will end there!"

Ranevskaya did not have a family, and she spoke about love with her usual sarcasm. Once she was asked if she was in love. “But what about it,” Ranevskaya said, “I was 19 years old, I entered the provincial troupe - I immediately fell in love. In the first hero-lover! And I, to tell the truth, was terrible, like a mortal sin. And one day he suddenly comes up and says: “Baby, do you rent a room near the theater? So wait tonight: I'll be with you at seven o'clock." At seven no, at eight no, at the ninth hour he comes. Drunk and with a woman! “Baby, take a walk somewhere for a couple of hours, my dear!” Since then, not only to fall in love - I can’t look at them: bastards and bastards!

In an interview, Ranevskaya told a journalist: “I don’t drink, I don’t smoke anymore, and I never cheated on my husband because I never had one. There are no shortcomings in general. And after a pause, she added, “True, I have a big f... and sometimes I lie a little.”