How to meet a real witch. Ten signs your girlfriend is a witch. Her neighbors don't like her.

If it occurred to you that ordinary women, well, don’t suit you in any way and you definitely need a witch, figure out a few points, without observing which, you won’t see a witch next to you, even if she passed by ... The witch lives by her own rules. By their own. And these rules do not change every three days, and are not a whim. Therefore, changing them just because you want to, she will not. After all, she lives with them much longer than she knows you, and still has not parted. The conclusion is to accept or prove that you are worthy of these changes.

The Witch loves the Force. Not only the one that, if there is, then you don’t need a mind ... If you are not sure that you know what it is, you have nothing to catch next to a witch. This is not necessarily about magical power in the understanding of it as the ability to change reality. Strength is what will make the witch submit of her own free will, recognize you as a support. One of the signs that a witch recognizes your power is when she asks for your help. If you have been communicating with a witch for a long time and close, but even in difficult times she never asked you for help, alas, she does not see you as a Couple.

The witch loves the mind. The desire for development and self-development. And he can't stand self-satisfied men. If you have a 3-block ego, you can safely pass by, or quickly blow your feet. No one will feed him, and filling the personal space with someone's ambitions is acceptable in some other place. The witch already has something to fill it with. It will seem to you that she does not understand you, does not appreciate, does not respect you. This is not true. She really doesn't care. It really doesn't matter. She does not think about you at night, does not scroll through the last conversation in her head, does not think over a strategy for further behavior. And the more you claim recognition from her, try to assert yourself on her personal territory, the faster the lock will be clicked in front of your nose.

The witch sees more than you want to show her. And there is a chance that you will be "read" like a book of 20 pages, in a couple of meetings. And do not be surprised why you cannot get through and meet, you have already been “read” and there is nothing more to do with you. Does such a fate await any man? Of course no. And if you are sure that you look like a collected work, go for it!

The witch does not tolerate lies, and even more so ridiculous attempts to keep silent about something. At the very moment when, with mock fun, you begin to come up with explanations or excuses on the go, know that her disgust for you has already formed. Unless she wants to play a little. However, this does not affect the fact of disgust.

A separate topic is male tantrums. The witch knows how, and sometimes loves to piss off a man. If you fell for it, you lost. With cold satisfaction, the witch will watch as you tear and thrash, and make sure that you are weaker.

Don't expect to tame a witch with ostentatious courtesies. Do not think that if you stand nearby, obsequiously look into her eyes, try to take her hand, shower her with bouquets and gifts, you will be successful. Not secured. This is only half a percent of your success. Besides, no one likes to be strangled and cornered. Your claims to the place of the Main Man of her life will be ridiculed. And if the witch is not too hard-hearted, she will not tell you your serial number and place in the ranking.

And yet, do not try to forget that she is a Woman. A woman who will only be next to a Man or with another Woman. But not with a sexless creature called man.

You already have a Halloween costume. And your girlfriend, will she go in hers? Even if she does not invite all the guests to climb into the stove, this does not mean that she is not a witch. On the eve of the most mystical holiday of the year, we have collected ten signs by which you can calculate the modern sorceress.

1. She doesn't get fat

By this criterion, the witch is calculated by other, most ordinary women. This is the law of nature: overeat - you can’t fasten a button on your jeans. And the witches - no, they spat on this law. So in the address of a skinny girlfriend who sweeps even lee sandwiches off the table at a party, they say after:

Nothing but a witch.

And, we assure you, it is pointless to explain to these ordinary women that the reason is a different metabolism, a different physiology, or that the “witch” will then sweat for half a day in the gym. The maximum that they will agree to is to believe that a friend has worms.

2. Her neighbors don't like her.

It is said that witches do not often bring guests to their house. In general, they usually live alone. You must admit that you can’t do much magic when your grandmother is making dumplings in the kitchen, your parents are watching “Let’s get married” in the hall, and your brother and sister are in the room with you ... and they are trying to steal chicken legs from a magic pot.

So the only one who knows anything about the secluded witch life is the neighbors. Clarification: elderly neighbors. They may themselves be a direct illustration of the tale of Baba Yaga, but the witch can be smelled a mile away.

A photo: from the archive "KP"

The relationship between the grandmother and the witch candidate is terrible. The first one has arguments like: "we returned from the dacha, and our flowers wilted - the witch did her best, the milk in the whole house began to turn sour, the beloved cat Barsik, 20 years old, soul to soul, began to shed!" And if the missus reacts to all these attacks by sewing a doll with the face of a neighbor, we advise you to act like a cat - molt.

3. She has a passion for amulets

Did you want a ring in a jewelry store? There you are, witch! If you blurt out like that, you better run right away. Even if the girl was not a witch, from now on she will become. In general, in theory, witches have a craving, of course, not for any decoration.

Give them Tibetan amulets, rings and pendants with muskrat antennae. Again, in theory, you can’t touch all this, and you can’t even ask what will happen if you touch it. If this ends all the “no” of your “witch”, then let him conjure himself - everyone, as they say, has his own shortcomings.

4. Her cat scares you.

She has a cat. What is a witch without a cat? And this tailed “devil” scares you, well, if not to shiver, then at least to “oh, my, where did you come from.” The cat appears as if from nowhere and disappears as well. And always at the most inopportune moment.

It is still believed in the villages that sorcerers and witches can turn into cats, which sometimes walk on their hind legs. Now, do you understand why the cat constantly has this look of contempt? Well, or maybe he just feels sorry for watching you eat a sandwich incorrectly.

5. She often goes to the forest with her friends.

She has "forest" avatars for all seasons: here she is making snowballs at the Christmas tree, and here she is throwing up yellow leaves ... She is banal - run. He stayed - well done, it was a test, banality is not a sign of a witch. But if she regularly takes her friends, and asks you to wait in the car until their “picnic” is over, it’s time to think, and it’s strange that you didn’t do this earlier. Here already pray that she turned out to be a witch and they had a coven. Otherwise, you will go under a criminal article as an accomplice. This, of course, is a joke, but the girls' baskets are worth checking next time.

6. Mood swings

We agree that absolutely all women and even some men are suitable for this item. But we are talking about such differences, when a person cannot be directly recognized. Just yesterday, literally, your beloved baked cookies and soaked them in milk for you, and today she beat the hooligans in the stairwell. In this case, the lunar calendar will help you. They say that the witch loses her strength on the waning moon, becomes angry and irritable. And when the moon is full or growing - everything in the life of a sorceress, including you, is beautiful and harmonious.

7. It's hard to guess how old she is.

There are women looking at whom it is not clear whether they are already so good or still so good. But definitely good. She's always around 25. At least that's what she says... or so you decide. And then it turns out that he and your mother were in the same class.

Yet, as the legend goes, there is something repulsive about a witch. Well, except for the year of birth in the passport, as we found out. These can be protruding ears, fangs-like teeth, an abundance of moles, eyes of different colors - all this would be a disadvantage for any other woman, and, oddly enough, it decorates a witch.

8. She doesn't introduce you to her parents.

If you and your “witch” have reached the stage of a relationship where it’s time to meet your parents, and you still haven’t turned into a cactus, then congratulations. Then we look to see if the beloved is postponing the day of acquaintance. A real witch, in theory, will not lead suitors to her parents. Ever heard the phrase "hereditary witch"? It means her mother and grandmother live in some kind of hut on the edge of the forest and people like you make good bongos. This is how you calm yourself down. It is much worse if the boyfriend is hidden from the parents, because he is "an amateur."

9. Her house is always a mess

In the witch's house, we do not recommend walking in white socks. The witch is chaos, and she sows chaos around herself. Her apartment at first glance looks like a flea market, at the second - too. Well, seriously, she has so many things to do: put damage on her, dry the neighbor's flowers - there's no time for cleaning.

At the same time, she navigates well in all this mess, and by the time you get to the kitchen, you will crush two tomatoes and the TV remote control. Although women - they are cunning. So maybe the pantyhose on the chandelier is a sign. Turn on female logic: tights are a reference to legs, legs are feet, and feet like to run on the sand. Bottom line: she wants to go to the sea.

10. She's sure she's a witch

Well, the most neglected case. Let her read this and she'll give you 20 more clues to identify a witch, and they'll all describe her. Like: a mole on the left above the lip, a bob haircut, a 38th leg size, and, of course, a magnetic look, a mind chamber ... She does not even doubt that she is a witch. Well, only this one, without rituals, but with abilities.

True, abilities are manifested after the fact. For example, “I knew that gasoline would run out” or “I felt that the psychic in the program would choose this person.” Well, maybe she really is a witch, since despite all the oddities, you chose her.

The story I want to tell you happened to me in 1996. I had a small business in Almetievsk (Tatarstan) and I had preliminary negotiations on deliveries with a potential partner. Everything was already on the "ointment", but at the last moment he told me: I will sign the contract after my wife talks to you ! This statement was a little surprising, but I agreed. Suddenly, people have a family business and they collectively make decisions. I wanted to meet on neutral territory, in a restaurant, but he insistently called me to visit his home. Visit, visit! He began to draw and explain some kind of scheme on how to find a house, but I did not listen to him. I have a map of the city, I can find the address on the map, I decided for myself. Luckily it's in the city center. We agreed that I would come in the evening of the same day. But my plans were not destined to come true. There was no specified address on the map of the city .. I still remember that they lived in house number 13. Over the years, I forgot the address of the street, wash something with the letter C. But there was house number 12 on the map and I assumed that the house No. 13 is next to this house. I went there, but I never found it at home. I asked the grandmothers who were sitting on the benches, but they didn’t hear anything either. One said that most likely this house was demolished. I was shocked. At that time only millionaires had mobile phones and I could not call, clarify the address. I was surprised, and at the same time I was embarrassed - after all, people are waiting for me, and I let them down. Suddenly, this circumstance will interfere with the conclusion of the transaction.
The next morning, he himself came to my house (he had my address) and we immediately went to his house together to get acquainted with his wife. He explained that according to all construction documents, the house was demolished, but in fact, the house where he lives stands as if nothing had happened.
The house was not demolished, because his wife refused to move into the new building. I don’t remember the details, but the whole house was settled many years ago, and then “suddenly” it became habitable and the demolition of the ancient building was canceled. In short, only his family lived in a two-entrance, four-story residential building. They lived on the first floor. On the way, my potential partner asked me for forgiveness for his wife and asked me not to pay attention to her not quite normal behavior. I nodded my head, intrigued by the upcoming meeting. Many children were walking near the entrance to the entrance ... I was surprised to find out that these were their children. As I wrote above, this was the only family that lived in a high-rise building.
When we arrived, some small thin woman was washing the floors. When he called out to her, she looked at me with a squint of everything, and after looking at my shoes, she began to yell obscenities at me.
The fact is that at night I washed my socks and hung them to dry on the battery ... But for some reason, the batteries were turned off and the socks did not dry. So I had to go to visit in wet socks. The lady screamed that because of my wet feet there was a flood in her apartment and she was forced to wash the floor ... about her acquaintance with the witch ... Now I continue ... So, in an unthinkable way for me, she tied my wet socks and the flood in her own apartment .. I really didn’t get hit in the teeth with a rag ... My partner quickly took me into the room and closed the door ... I was shocked. I didn’t expect such a reception .. We talked about all sorts of nonsense when in the hostess entered the door. She was wearing a bright crimson velvet cocktail dress and was holding a bottle of red wine. She walked towards me and introduced herself with a smile: -Natalya! and held out her hand to me
What is your name?
-I'm Andrey.
I forgot to tell you that in addition to the bottle of red wine, Natalia had two empty glasses in her hands ... The husband, citing business, hurriedly left the room, we were left alone. She had a pleasant purring voice, the kind of voice women usually seduce men with. But most of all, I was surprised by the dramatic change that happened to her ... At first she yelled obscenities at me, and now she frankly flirted with me. It was a very thin woman, about 35 years old with tenacious beady eyes ... She moved very smoothly, and I involuntarily compared her to a cat. By the way, under the dress she did not have underwear. Next, I will convey the approximate content of our dialogue:
- Aren't you afraid to have a drink with me?
-Not!
-What are you afraid of?
-Beautiful women!
-Do you like me?
- You are an unusual girl. I will remember our acquaintance for a long time.
- Do you want to make love to me?
- I do not make love to the wives of friends. Besides, I'm in love.
-The husband will not say anything, And if you want, I will make you forget your girlfriend.
-Thanks, I dont want!
-Do you believe in God?
-Not. And you?
-I believe. Do you want me to show you my god?
- I want! - I answered
We went down to some basement. She walked ahead and held my hand. in pitch darkness We went into the room. I thought she would turn on the light, but she struck matches (I forgot to say that Natalya smoked a lot!) and lit a candle.
- Is there no electricity here? I asked
-Yes, but the candle opens the door to the other world. You and I are now in another dimension. And here is my god.
She pointed to the icon, which depicted a face very similar to Jesus. The icon was wooden and painted exclusively in black paint.
-He gives me strength and knowledge - said my new friend.
- Tell you?
-Can!
- Are you afraid of blood?
-Not!
Stay here for now, I need to get ready. She left the candle and left me alone with her god! While she was gone, I had nothing to do and removed the icon from the wall. It was written on an old tree and it was felt that she was very many years old. on the other side, the icon was dotted with crosses. For some reason, I then decided that the numerous crosses on the back of the icon were drawn in blood. But I don't know if it's true or not.... To be continued... I wrote this post for 4 days from a working computer, mobile and home, so don't judge for mistakes... there is no time to double-check...

To recognize a witch in your environment will help a few sure signs that indicate the presence of supernatural abilities.

Many people believe that witches exist in real life. Some turned to them for help and received it, while others claim that they became victims of witchcraft - curses and evil eye. To recognize a witch in your environment will help a few sure signs that indicate the presence of supernatural abilities.

In the Middle Ages, witches were considered "brides of the devil" and servants of the dark forces. They were credited with many abilities, more like the plot of a science fiction film than reality, they were afraid and carefully looked at every unusual woman, trying to recognize a witch in her.

In our time, the attitude towards witches has changed a lot for the better: many admit that at least once in their lives they turned to psychics and fortune-tellers. To understand whether the real witch is in front of you, you can use several signs that indicate the presence of a gift.

Signs of a Witch

Unusual appearance. The modern witch may not conform to well-known stereotypes: she does not have to have red hair, green eyes, or a limp on her left leg. However, the most striking sign of a witch in a woman is her appearance, which attracts everyone's attention.

The expression of the eyes, a special smile, the unique smoothness of gestures - or, on the contrary, a hard, "prickly" image that cannot be disguised by any tricks - a witch can be different, but she always makes an indelible impression and is remembered from the first minute of acquaintance.

Careful attention to their own and other people's words. Practitioners of any tradition know the value of the word, and will never lie unnecessarily, throw empty promises or plot. What the witch really desires, she will get anyway, so there is no need for lies and manipulation.

Love for animals and nature. Many of us care about nature and love animals, but the undoubted sign of a witch in a woman is the absolute fusion of home and mother nature. The modern witch will react the same way to garbage thrown at the threshold of her dwelling or in the depths of the forest: with great indignation.

Such a woman will express her discontent depending on her temperament, but she will remove the garbage in any case, since she considers Nature to be her first and real home.

Unusual clothing or jewelry. Some women with abilities may deliberately not reveal their essence, carefully choosing clothes, accessories and hairstyles that will not allow her to be suspected of being interested in the occult sciences. However, such cases are rare: most often, modern witches are not afraid to arouse suspicion and wear what they like, for example, clothes of unusual cut in mostly dark colors, strange at first glance jewelry made of stones, clay or silver, as well as unknown symbols and patterns. .

Longing for loneliness. Another sign of a witch is a woman's desire for loneliness, secluded long walks and some detachment in communication. This does not mean at all that your company does not correspond to her interests - it's just that the witch sees, hears and feels much more than everyone else, and she needs to restore her energy field in communication with nature.

Prophetic dreams and the ability to predict the future directly indicate the presence of abilities for witchcraft. This sign of a witch is the most difficult to hide: you can’t turn back what has been said, and after a short acquaintance with a woman endowed with a gift, you will notice that her predictions always hit the target, and an accidentally thrown phrase exactly described any situation.

Sometimes a woman may not even suspect that she has a certain gift. You can also identify a witch by the location of moles on the body, indicating the presence of certain abilities. We wish you not to be negatively affected and experience only positive emotions.

There is an opinion that a huge number of witches live among people. They can be found everywhere, in every corner of the globe. Naturally, at the present stage, not many of them dress in ritual clothes. And few people wear characteristic jewelry. And if someone put them on, he tries to hide them under his clothes. There is nothing strange in the appearance of the question of what signs of a witch can be in a woman. Especially often it can be heard from men.

Can fairy tales help?

We first heard about witches when we were read fairy tales. Does it make sense to say that their image was not kind and good? However, it is no secret to anyone that magical powers can be used with good wishes. Isn't the prince's kiss able to cope with evil spells? Didn't magic help Cinderella? These are just a few of the possible examples. Trying to find signs of a witch in a woman, it is impossible to say with certainty that magic brings only evil. This is an unfair statement. Much depends on the person.

Should everyone be considered a witch?

So who can be considered a witch? The one who is able to perform any mystical deeds? However, it is worth remembering Moses, who directed all his abilities to help the suffering. And it should be noted that almost all people have magic from their very birth. So what signs of a witch can be present in a woman? Folklore draws a not entirely pleasant image of Baba Yaga.

Adults quite often speak negatively about those people who try to use magic. And since children basically strive to be like their parents, they try to adopt their opinion. Therefore, there is nothing strange in the fact that at the present stage, many people have a negative attitude towards everything related to magic. Therefore, it is gradually lost by us. And only a small part managed not to lose such a skill.

Wisdom and intelligence are a characteristic feature of many possessors of magical abilities.

So what signs of a witch can be present in a woman? Since ancient times, man has worshiped various mysteries. With every new minute lived, understanding is born. Accordingly, there is meaning. However, very often one can come across such an opinion, the essence of which is that the mystery is gradually replaced by meaning and understanding. But this assumption is very far from the truth. Secrets never go away. They just get deeper and more interesting.

Before you begin to figure out how to recognize a witch, you need to understand that magic refers to both the spiritual sphere of life and the scientific one. In this regard, we can say that people practicing magic should be well versed in the principles of physics and metaphysics. They are used in magical activities.

Some things have always been there. Magic can be safely counted among them. This word should be understood as wisdom. This is the meaning of the word "magic" in translation. Accordingly, the magician is a sage. The concept of "witch" has a similar meaning. And in order to figure out how to recognize a witch, you need to understand that this is what they call those who know the secret meaning.

Pursuit of Truth

The owners of magical skills by wisdom meant not only the presence of the mind, but also the soul. This is due to the fact that even when the brain, in which there is a certain amount of knowledge, dies, the soul continues to live. If you want to understand how to recognize a witch, then pay attention to such a word as parapsychology. Mediums have a rare gift, as they have the ability to comprehend universal wisdom. However, such a skill can be developed by anyone, not just a select few. If a person constantly strives in search of new knowledge, in solving mysteries, then he will be able to return to the lost sources, to magic. However, striving alone is not enough. It is necessary to understand exactly where the truth is hidden and what is false. It was because of this that the question arose of how to recognize a witch in a woman. Those who are able to perform magical deeds simply hide their abilities. Having told the truth, they will not receive honor. People do not trust those who have hidden, secret abilities. Therefore, witches and sorcerers will not be able to receive love.

Is it worth believing external signs?

However, what could be the signs of a modern witch? can be seen in that girl who has attractiveness, sex appeal? If a girl excites the imagination, then is it possible to see her territory, touch the dark energy that she possesses? A lot of people dream about it. The appearance of a witch is the same everywhere. This is necessarily a beautiful and young girl who dresses catchy and spectacular. The clothes should be mostly dark shades.

Speaking about the hallmarks of a witch, in most cases it is implied that she is characterized by an intelligent and insightful look. You can even find some bohemian notes. However, after a longer communication, you can understand that in front of you is not a witch, but a capricious and wayward girl. However, she can be very intriguing.

If you want to know by what signs you can determine that you are a witch, then you should understand that there is no secret code. No one says what the owner of magical abilities should look like. The main thing is naturalness. However, there is no doubt that sincerity can be very small. A girl can have any twists and turns.

How to understand that in front of you is a witch?

What are the outward signs of a witch? It is impossible to answer this question unambiguously. However, one must understand that the owner of magical abilities likes to play in public. Especially if you need to demonstrate the presence of intelligence. For the sake of success, she will not spare anyone. Even yourself. At first glance, you can decide that the witch is a selfish and narcissistic creature. But one should not be guided by the first opinion about the owners of the gift of magic. If you look as deeply as possible, you can see that for a witch, the dominant role is not so much herself, but her environment. However, if there is a chance to show off, then she will never miss it.

Medieval instructions should be discarded immediately, as they absolutely do not fit modern reality. Well, let's not throw the girl into the water and see if she drowns or not. And then judge that, if she didn’t drown, she’s definitely a witch. In the present reality, attention should be paid to completely different aspects. And one of the main signs is that modern witches simply do not know about the presence of magical power within themselves. This is her main trick. There are creatures that just try to impersonate a witch. However, they themselves are not.

An ordinary girl who seeks knowledge

A real witch sincerely considers herself an ordinary person. This judgment is absolutely correct. After all, only in this case, she will not doubt anything, will not regret, will not try to look amazing in any situation, so as not to lower the glory of centuries-old traditions. And it should be noted that it is always necessary to be so steadfast. This is the only way in which you can show your magical abilities and achieve maximum success.

The only, instinctive goal of the owner of magic is the need to penetrate the world of consciousness. In addition, one must always comprehend the basics of the unconscious. To do this, many modern witches resort to the simplest method - sex. And at the same time, they seek not only pleasure.

For a witch, sex is a kind of explosive that can stir up the subconscious. With the help of such an effective method, a woman seeks to blow up her soul, turn her body into a ruthless object for pleasure. At the same time, the witch manages to maintain all the firmness of her judgments and adequately perceive the incoming information.

Why hunt to get abilities?

Why do so many girls aspire to become witches? What will they then do with their abilities? Where will they send all the information they receive, and what benefit will they personally derive from it? The answers to all the questions posed are quite simple. The dark side of creation can be safely attributed to a powerful area in which not only negative and destruction can exist, but also positive aspects.

For example, you can direct all your strength to creative inspiration, to material enrichment, to spiritual development. You can find a lot of options. After all, it is not in vain that women for a large number of centuries have always strived to obtain abilities in all possible ways.

If you want to become a witch, then you should understand that you may have a powerful source of energy in your hands, which will be used for your purposes at your discretion. However, you can harm yourself with your rash and frivolous actions. This should not be forgotten in any way.

Modern witches are different from fairy tale characters

Based on the foregoing, it should be noted that modern witches are in no way reminiscent of caricatured grandmothers from a variety of fairy tales. They are practically no different from ordinary people. However, this does not negate the desire to understand how they look. A variety of goals contribute to this, starting with simple fear and interest. Therefore, some more signs of a modern witch should be listed.

What are the signs of ability?

Conclusion

In this review, we tried to consider some of the signs by which a witch can be identified. However, as you might guess, almost all beautiful and sexy girls can be classified as witches. Especially if they have a strong character and do not follow the lead of men. Therefore, one should not look for signs of a witch in a girl. You just have to admire and love her.