Life statuses for classmates

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Statuses about life here!

The best statuses about life!

Don't push the girl into a corner. She will cry at night, think during the day, and YOU will look for the corner...

I'm not jealous. I guard my happiness...

I love you every second, minute, hour, day and night, week, month, year and century. We found each other among a million, and now we are two halves of one big heart.

Do not lose the worthy, for the sake of the available!

Turn on the computer and that's it... the end of all my grandiose plans for the day!

Life is short, and you need to spend it only on one, real relationship, with the person you love and who loves you, because if there is love, then it cannot just pass away, which means that if there is love, then with always be that person, no matter what happens.

beautiful statuses for classmates - I want to be with you until the last breath ... both in joy and when you feel bad.

To hell with pink glasses - they don't suit me, to hell with the past - it prevents me from being in the present ... To hell with everything that was - I'm happy! ..

I want to go where there are stars, where there is a sea of ​​jubilant joy and aching delight...

Give each other warmth and smiles. Forgive insults, other people's mistakes. A smile is powerful and worth the reward. Just a smile and you will be happy.

She forgets the keys in the morning and, returning for them, she always looks at herself in the mirror, because she believes in omens. She eats a lot of apples but is in love with oranges. She always smiles, but sometimes she hates everyone. She believes in the future but lives in the past

There are things more important than bars and clubs. There are feelings. smiles. And loving lips.

Happiness is the moment when a wave of love, inspiration and goosebumps rises in you. This is it... real...

Lifestyle... If music, then an alternative... If you love, then... with all your heart... If you dissolve, then... without a trace... If you leave, then... beautifully in English... If it's morning, then... in tender embraces... If crying, then... from happiness... If it's day time, then... night... If you live, then... brightly... If you feel , then ... sincerity ... If a look, then ... beloved eyes ... If you walk, then ... by the hand ... If you hope, then ONLY FOR YOURSELF ...

The pictures on my hard drive constantly remind me of past life where everything was different...

And then I found out that clouds are not soft, you can’t touch the sky with your hand, toys don’t come to life at night, sand cakes are not edible, and there are only 2 princes left on earth. And my life collapsed...

It's strange... I don't think about you anymore, but my dreams still want us to be together!

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it can be so annoying to others that it's worth a try.

We love to dress beautifully, they love to undress beautifully, we love strength and firmness in them, they love fragility and tenderness in us, we know how to kill with a look, they - with a word ...

Sometimes it hurts so much that it is impossible to breathe, then the pain dulls and it becomes easier, but then you forget everything, but pain still remains in the heart ...

Love also has an autumn, and the one who has forgotten the taste of the kisses of a loved one will know it.

Finding wealth, we lose conscience. Finding a woman, we lose our minds. When we find truth, we lose faith. Finding power, we lose honor. And only having lost everything - we find freedom!

The first snow is amazing! First, you wait for it for a long, long time, and then you watch with delight how snowflakes wrap the world in a white veil

• With my outlook on life, the first thing is to avoid socializing with people. The less I see them, the better I feel.
• When trouble happens in life, you just need to explain to yourself its cause - and your soul will feel better.
• There are people who you can know all your life and forget in 1 day, and there are people who you can know in 1 day and not forget in your whole life.
• Do not look into the past - because fears live there. Don't look to the future - because illusions live there. Look to the present - because YOU live in it
• Life is what people strive to preserve most of all and cherish least of all.

• In the big city, pedestrians lead a martyr's life. A kind of transport ghetto was introduced for them. They are allowed to cross the streets only at intersections, that is, precisely in those places where the traffic is heaviest and where the thread on which the life of a pedestrian usually hangs is easiest to cut. -
• A woman only needs to be undressed once to be dressed for the rest of her life...
• Live so that others live!!
• Life without a brunette is like tea without candy!
• Life is a fool's tale told by an idiot, full of noise and fury, but devoid of meaning...
• Life does not bake jam pies, if you are too kind, you will never rise above the rest ... except on the cross
• In life there is always a place for a holiday. . . You just need to know how to get to this place!
• The only way we, young people, differ from "adults" is that we understand that life is shit much earlier than adults ...
• Life is given to a person once. So live it so that everyone there at the top goes nuts and says. Well, repeat...
• Life is a book ... Someone has a detective story, someone has a novel, someone has a complete fantasy. I look around me ... I have a comic book
• Life must be lived in such a way that Google knows about it
• What is our life: if you don't get used to it, you'll die; if you don't die, you'll get used to it.
• After 40° life is just beginning!
• A few hours ago, she felt lonely, but one moment turned her whole life upside down...
• I live with a sparkle in my eyes, with happiness in my soul and with hope in my heart...
• Life is like a pedestrian crossing - a black stripe, a white stripe ... Only in some area the white stripes are erased and there is a solid black one ...
• Life is beautiful and don't care if it's not true.
• The measure of life is not in its duration, but in how you use it.
• Climbing the tree of life, bypass the boughs and do not listen to the woodpeckers
• Life is a terrible thing ... Not long ago I read the word toilet on the contrary, now I'm afraid to sit on it ...
• My life is a train. In my best moments, it seemed to me that I was in control of it. At worst, I imagined myself as a passenger. Now I understand that I am lying on the rails.
• Life gives a lot to think about, but little time!
• The sun is shining, I'm bastard ..... it's raining, I'm crazy ..... I get high from life .... everything is fine It "s me life
• A person plays only a small episode in his own life.

People! Do not betray those who are drowning in your eyes and ready to give their lives for them.

How tired of this Internet and contact! If they were suddenly gone, life would become much simpler and more varied. Even if this post gets 10500 likes, no one will try to change their fate.

Life is tricky! As soon as you collect all the trump cards from the deck, she will decide to play chess with you.

Life is one continuous paradox. Before 30, you strive to show that you are already an adult, and after 30, you are young.

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All life is a theater, and we are the actors in it, only spectators in heaven.

Those who say that I am wasting my life for nothing are infuriating. But I live, and you lead an existence.

It's terrible when you go to bed, you need to come up with a reason to wake up.

As soon as I want to move mountains, someone immediately wants to break my neck.

In order not to fall into the mud, try not to play with time, which is sand, with life, which is water, and with words, which are wind.

You can't turn back time to change your start, but it's not too late to try to change your finish.

It's never too late to learn something.

It is foolish to complain about life, it might not exist.

Indifference makes a woman nervous, and care makes her affectionate. Every man has what he deserves.

Men who do not forgive women for their little flaws will never enjoy their great virtues.

Truly great is the man who has mastered his time!

If you want life to smile at you, give it your good mood first!

In autumn, more than ever, we need a person who would warm us with his presence. Inside and outside…

You can’t - first kill, then whisper: I didn’t do it on purpose. You can’t betray all the time, then pray: I’ll fix it - for sure. You can not come back to pretend that everything remains as before. After all, life does not stand still. You always have to pay for everything...

I love dark chocolate, white snow and red roses - these three colors have so much taste, happiness and aroma!

Looking for a prince! You can not on a white horse ... You can on a gray donkey ... The main thing is to believe in a fairy tale, like me!

The one who illuminates the lives of others will never be left without light himself.

Because of you, my reality is better than my dreams.

But ... there are kilometers between us. There is something between us, and that's good.

Only the one who gave him the most happiness can cause the most terrible pain to a person.

They don’t remember their beloved girl - they think about her all the time!

You are not mine, not with me ... I would give everything to hear your voice again, my angel ...

If we broke up, this does not mean that we will not get married!

Happiness and Life have no price. For everything else, there are Visa cards.

A woman rarely forgives a man jealousy, and never forgives the absence of jealousy.

Life is a game. Everyone plays it, but not everyone wins, because the prize is death ...

It is better to be someone in this life than not to have you in this life.

She lived in other laws from distant worlds... She wrote her own life, but took other people's sheets...

Fate is fate, but the choice is yours!

She dreams of disappearing into the starry sky, She dreams of becoming free, like a summer evening...

And a man should also leave beautifully, as well as come ... That is, forever ...

A woman's heart is like a deep ocean full of secrets...

Kiss me! .. kiss me with warm lips and a cold cheek when it snows, snow on my hair, on your eyelashes ... And then kiss me ...

People come into my life ... People leave it ... And I just turn up the music in my headphones ...

I believe that a girl has the right to do whatever she wants. As long as it tastes good.

The smell of coffee and the cafe at night... it's lonely in my soul. I’ll put out my cigarette, for the hundredth time ... it’s like I swore to quit myself ...

Star I... Queen I... Angel I... But YOU are nobody for me!!!

There is not a single man in the world who is able to be satisfied for a long time only with the soul of a woman.

Don't judge us guys. We were kind once ... You remember what you did with the first one. Which became a bitch ...

She is snowy - not sweet, not tender. She breathes frivolously, and not believing. Bitter poison she keeps in sweetness. Him - "hello" in pride. Never sleeps at night. Strange ... Strict, probably beautiful. Eternal. Not enough breaths. Suffocating. She writes that she is happy

Somewhere deep inside me lives a tall and slender, athletic girl. But I always cover her mouth with chocolate cake so that she doesn’t get smart.

According to statistics, the doors of all the respondents are tightly closed in their hearts. There is such a habit among the abandoned: not to trust any of the people.

With brown eyes, a kind heart, a complex character and childish whims, she loves only those who are worthy ...

All great stories have great female roles.

A woman should look so smart that her stupidity will be a pleasant surprise.

Happiness is not a life without worries and sorrows, happiness is a state of mind.

Of all the paths leading to a woman's heart, pity is the shortest.

And only after losing me, you realized that you only need me! And why is that?! Why can't you just love? But it's too late to change...

It's good when it's beautiful. Well, when the words are not empty. When the dreams are colorful, the jokes are funny, the wind is soft, the memories are pleasant. It's good when there is a secret that excites interest. When the lips are soft, and the touch is gentle, when it's nice. When there is a future and it smells of vanilla and caramel.

And I probably will never grow up ... And no matter how much they deceive me and offend me, I will still believe people ... I will still dream and look at the world with naive eyes ...

A woman is a mystery, a woman is a fairy tale ... Small world created in spring. New life and magic paint in the spectrum of fate composed by you.

In life, with age, you begin to understand the power of a person who constantly thinks. This is a huge force, conquering. Everything perishes: youth, charm, passions - everything ages and collapses. The thought does not perish and the person who carries it through life is beautiful ...

Any girl becomes chic when she has a man with her who knows how to light her eyes and brighten her life.

Elusive. Barely touching with fingers. Unbutton your shirt. Here it is, the heart. It's mine now. Do you hear? My…

Perhaps you will say: a simple accident, but even the smallest accident is carefully thought out by someone there, in heaven.

I am a girl of the generation of black and white photographs, glossy magazines and delicious smells ... The girl of the generation of smart books, well-groomed hands and beautiful phrases… The girl of the generation “NO! or yes ... ”I listen to what I love, I act as I want ...

I love caring, loving, responsible and reliable men!!! I love fantasy in general!

There is a beautiful thing about music - when it hits you, you don't feel pain.

I want to understand who I am. Who am I without all these masks and simulated feelings, without all the forced smiles and sweet chatter at the moment when you really want to fall into the abyss. I just want to understand who I really am. Who am I without all this falseness.

The hardest thing in life is to figure out which bridge to cross and which one to burn.

Freedom is when you can leave, but stay.

Why do we leave, leave men? We don't just leave for no reason! We do not abandon the caring, strong and gentle. We do not abandon the cheerful, rebellious, faithful and loving us ... The figure and color of your eyes are not important to us! We are moving away from those who are tyrants and weaklings, infantile, boring, stupid, foolish. We leave when we have fallen out of love and bored when you cheat on us indifferently! We don't just leave for no reason. We never abandon worthy men!

All life is a game, play it with dignity. And if you lose, don't cry and don't run! After all, it’s useless everything in the wild: fear and sadness and everything that will be ahead ...

Alas, happiness is given to us for a short time.

Don't go back to the past, it will never be the way you remember it anyway

Love is like cigarettes... To light a cigarette, you need to light it... When you smoke, you get pleasure... And when it ends, you trample on it and forget... Only ashes remain: both on the floor and in the soul...

During life, people lose a lot: love, virginity, teeth, favorite toys and all this hurts, but the most painful thing is to lose people who loved you and have been with you since childhood. This pain will never go away in your heart.

What am I dreaming about? Yes, just live ... Breathe, love and know that I am loved! And appreciate every moment ... Because our life is unique!

If they want to throw you off the pedestal, then you have already achieved something!

I so want to go where the sea and heat ... And no worries !!! Sit in the summer by the sea, watch the sunset and think about good things ...

Let's cross out the past. Ahead is an awesome beautiful future.

Happiness is like health: when you do not notice it, it means that it is there.

My conscience is clear because I never use it...

Statuses beautiful phrases Well, I fell in love again! And again, it seems, in itself ...

It is magnificent when a cold mind is combined with a warm heart in a person.

Sometimes it is better to leave, defiantly slamming the door, than to play the role of a doorman who does not dare to enter or exit ...

Love without respect does not go far and does not rise high: it is an angel with one wing.

You don't have to be important, it's important to be needed...

She wants to become kinder, but she stings as she breathes ... she wants freedom, but she has no idea what to do with this freedom ... she wants to forget the past, but she flips through the pages of old diaries with bated breath ...

Beautiful new statuses - For those who love, like for birds, not only a nest is necessary, but also the sky.

I just want to be happy… Rarely encounter trouble! I just want to be loved... Not to be alone... I just want not to shed tears... from the sorrow of heavy losses... I just want to hold roses... And feel their fragrance!

You say: "Time is running out." Madmen. This is what you are going through.

Every night, thoughts of you, like a starfall, fall in clusters and burn in the darkness, leaving only a burning trace of sadness.

You can doubt everything, but the conditions of life will not change because of this.

I don’t know what I like about you, I don’t know what I love about you, but the wind of your lips touches ... and I envy him ...

You know, I want to open my eyes one day and understand that you don’t just mean something to me, but you mean everything to me ...

A real victory is when at your feet is a man who recently swore allegiance to another woman.

I don't need someone who will serenades and confess his love all day long. I need only one who will accept me for who I am ...

Too often this happens: a declaration of love breaks out of the tongue, but all that remains is to say: “You are a great couple” ...

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I never experienced enthusiasm for this life - I just took from it what I needed.

Eyes - like two flickering fires, and lips - ice and fire ... Will he ever love me?

A man puts an end to any dispute, and his last words: "That's right, ma'am!"

I love people who are crazy about me - their tastes can be trusted ...

If they ask me: “Where are our knights?”, I give an honest answer: “They perform feats for true princesses.”

This is not so important at all - my harmfulness, recklessness ... Gaiety, bordering on inadequacy. The character is difficult, but real. And I love with all my heart.

Let him suffer: I just broke up with a cheating lover, and he forever lost the woman who truly loved him.

I always worry very much when a friend does not pick up the phone, suddenly she was kidnapped and raped. I am not here, I am out.

I want a guy! With a car! Maybe without a boyfriend!

I am a girl of mystery. I can spoil your whole life.

If a guy wants to text you, he'll text you. If you want to call, call. He does not do this not because he is busy, but simply because he does not need you. If a guy wants to be with a girl, he will be with her. And if not, then forget it and move on...

Every man is next to the woman he deserves... so if you were traded for a fool, don't be upset...

Serious girls are like serious sites. For getting additional features need registration

He has a mind and a cool personality! I have stockings, a lace bra! He is ready to take a risk and there is strength in his eyes! I have breasts... That's it, I won!!!

He says we are friends. I'm talking about this too. But, the 6th attempt to get me into bed is clearly not friendship.

“- You are very beautiful, gentle, kind ... And your eyes! What eyes! Who will you get this? I want to be with you all my life!

“Women are undeniably smarter than men. There is hardly a woman who would be crazy about a man just because of his beautiful legs”

It's always like this with girls: you pester - impudent, you don't pester - you moron!

Only a girl can put her mobile phone on silent mode so as not to be distracting, and then check every 15 minutes if an SMS has arrived ...

A Real Woman has three ages: Youth, Second Youth and Eternal Youth!!!

I never know what I want...but I won't rest until I get it...:-)

I love people with good taste. For example, those who like me!

a unique feeling - to be someone's happiness ...

A man should say only 3 words to a woman: love, buy, let's go!

I'm not a bitch, but just a person with a complex character. I'm not a rude woman, but I can say too much ... I don't believe in miracles, but I'm waiting for them .. every day and every minute ...

Today I am in a very useful mood - you can send me alone to the war ... I will smash everyone!

Today was just a wonderful morning. Extremely magical, bright and inspiring. And then I woke up.

A woman needs only one thing to be happy, but every day a new one!

You're a guy, you get to act. I'm a girl, I have to fuck

A woman should belong to the man who will solve all the problems, and not create new ones.

I'm a girl and that means I'm beautiful!

The blonde thought... her hair was turning black...

A woman is pleased when she is compared to a cat. Tell a woman this and she will immediately present herself as an independent, graceful and free predator. And not at all a primitive, hairy, hysterical pissing in the corners.

Who is the head of the family, each woman decides in her own way.

I'm not a princess - but for some it's just a gift.

Sometimes I'm charming... I'm disgusting... I'm bitter... I'm sweet... I can be hysterical... I can be calm... After all, I'm a woman, this is typical of me...!

I am difficult to dress, easy to excite and impossible to drive away..

There is a riddle in my eyes, You see yourself like a mirror in them, Although sometimes life is not at all sweet, But I only become stronger in it ...

You can fall in love with a girl, you can love a girl, but for a girl to love, you need to earn it ...

I went to the store for a bag, but I liked the boots, and I bought a blouse ...

Take your time until you realize that I am alone, and there is no more dear to me ... When you go through a hundred roads of fate, but you cannot go to the one hundred and first without me ...

I am a girl with whom it is difficult, but without which it is a hundred times more difficult. Containing good and evil. In the family of which Cats, Lions and Snakes. I am a girl who knows how to wait and hates waiting. Giving you a man's become. Reward-I and I-punishment!!!

I'm not harmful... I'm useful. It all depends on the dosage...

This time I’ll ask the Snow Maiden for a gift ... she’s me, as a woman should understand a woman!

I'm not a bitch, but just a person with a complex character. I'm not a rude woman, but I can say too much ... I don't believe in miracles, but I'm waiting for them. Every day and every minute...

“Daughter, move away from the mirror.”

Guys even say about ex-girlfriends: “Mine!!!”. And the girls about ex boyfriends: "Former!"

I bought us two chocolate bars - myself and me

While doing makeup in front of the mirror this morning, she fainted five times from her beauty.

I don't give a fuck what you think of me, but my grandma says I'm the sunshine.

To be born a woman is not a great merit ... it is much more important to be a woman ... not one that is for easy leisure ... but one that cannot be forgotten!

Why are accountants mostly women? - Because there is nothing to hang them for..

Women are divided into 2 types: “good” and “ideal”. The good ones have a big F, a small P, and they hold X well in their hands ... where Zh is a living space, P is a need, X is a household. And here's what you thought - it's "perfect"!

While some are waiting for fate to put a prince in their bed, I have been sleeping with the king for a long time.

It is difficult to achieve balance with a woman, a woman is made up of all the nuances...

Stats about myself - I don't know my worth - I never mentioned it!

10 kg of chocolate is a lethal dose for humans. If I decide to kill myself, that's how I'll die

So beautiful. Inaccessible. Smiling, but sad at heart. Happy and in love. Lonely in life. No, not abandoned. Just undefined. There is always someone on the phone with whom it seems possible, but not hunting ...

Every woman should: destroy a house, cut down a tree and raise a daughter!

No persistence. Or I'm hysterical. Or in the clouds. Airborne!!!)

Women are good to disgrace! And also during the ugliness and after the ugliness!

Bitchiness is not a gift, but the immunity of a beautiful woman!!!

I'm not a coward - I just know that it will end in an ass

A woman, perhaps, has not yet created a single great invention, but she has created all the great inventors.

I love not blindly, but squinting with happiness ...

Girls don't think at first, and then they think, why didn't they think when they should have thought?

Tell me I can't and I will.

I decided not to eat after six ... I'll go and drink borscht !!!

Looking at ex girls your boyfriend you understand that he has a sense of humor all right))

Men are surprisingly illogical: they repeat that all women are the same, and constantly change one for another.

No matter how many good things are said about me, I always have something to add.

I love good words when they are all about me!

The fate of women is not easy, there is no answer to two paradoxes: there is no man in life, that is, there is no man, but there is no life

My character is not the best, but my butt is cool.

Girls for the sake of love are even ready to make love, and guys in order to make love are even ready to love ...

It is very easy to drive a girl crazy: let her smell the cologne of a young man who is not indifferent to her

I'm not smarter than you - you're just dumber

Who is proud??? Am I proud??? No ... we, queens, are simple women!

The man said, the man did. The woman said, the man did. The woman did - well, what can I say

it's you, weak nerves

Just think, she sobbed for a long time, sitting on tiled floor with a glass of cognac and a crystal ashtray in front of her ... After all, she left beautifully, with her head held high.

One day your friend, seeing me, will say: - Wait, that girl over there, your ex?? - Yes. - Well, you're an asshole!

He just kisses so much that you want to lie down and go crazy

All women are like women, and I am the Queen! And even though I'm not at all a model height, My character is sometimes not for the faint of heart, But still I have so much chic and gloss! All women are like women, and I am Super Bitch!

Never ask me why I love you, because if you think about it, then there is nothing to love you for!

good man and good woman will never be together because good man twice does not offer, but a good woman does not agree the first time.

The only man I will run after is the one who will shout to me “Maa-aam, catch up with me!”

God created a woman ... looked and said ... "Yes, crap ... put on makeup."

How a woman wants love! At first she tells herself that she loves; then she convinces herself that she is loved; and then inspires all this to his beloved.

Reminder for women: "Never argue with a man - immediately cry." Reminder for men: "Never argue with a woman - kiss right away"

You came up and asked me for my phone number? - I gave it. You wanted me to be your girlfriend? - I became her! Wanted to leave? - We broke up ... Do you want to make peace ?! - That's it, dear, your three wishes come true, free!

Girls are always late - the guy has already fallen in love, the girl does not notice yet - the guy already loves, the girl has just started to fall in love - the guy has already stopped loving, and the girl has just realized that she loves!

I will call you Boeing. Because you are my 747.

I don't have a bad temper

I want a boyfriend, love, romance… But my husband won't let me?

Blondes are not stupid, but cute; brunettes are not bitches, but strong; brown-haired women are not strange, but unusual!

If a guy treats a girl like a princess, then he was raised by a queen...

DEDICATED TO SELF-CONFIDENT MARES who write that, if necessary, they will take my boyfriend away without make-up and in a tracksuit.

sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring and I become myself again.

The most beautiful makeup of a woman is her passion.

No matter how happy a woman is married, she always notices with pleasure that there are men in the world who would like to see her unmarried.

girl like a child kindergarten, you won’t pick it up in time, he will run away to play another sandbox ...

Women who catch the eye never throw themselves on the neck ...

I have me. We'll manage.

A well-bred and decent girl will never call first! ... but SMS-kami and the dead will get it!

I'm nice, I don't have a boyfriend, and I also like you, and I like to hint!

Kind, sometimes harmful, selfish, capricious, sweet, maybe a bitch at times, I change over the years, cheerful, friends with those who are friends, I hate lies and lies, I always achieve my goal ... I don’t touch anyone, but if you touch me I’m not responsible for myself.

All women are the same - each is unique.

What I want to write about! I'm not asking for bad advice! I'm not an angel and I'm not a cheat, I'm just a Harmful Devil! Don't like it - move on! No offer of intimacy!

A woman who everyone considers cold has simply not yet met a man who would awaken love in her.

Women have amazing intuition. They notice everything but the obvious.

No matter how happy a woman is married, she always notices with pleasure that there are men in the world who would like to see her unmarried.

You did not notice that when a guy and a girl quarrel, then in contact they begin to correspond with the help of statuses ...

It is very important for a woman how a man treats her. A woman first falls in love with herself, and only then with a man.

A woman wants to first go to restaurants in order to understand whether it is worth having a relationship with a man. And the man wants to have a relationship rather, in order to understand whether it is worth taking her to restaurants ...

Give a woman unlimited freedom and she will immediately limit yours.

Delete file “love it”? – Yes – are you sure? – Yes – The file is in use. Please, first stop loving, then delete ...

Here is life! Before 30 you prove that you are already an adult, after 30 - that you are still young ...

A nightmare sometimes appears in a dream, cleaner than the appearance of a mother-in-law; suddenly the prince rides on a horse, and my eyebrows are not plucked

Women, remember, we are responsible for those who were once tamed, dragged, drunk, accused, betrothed and now we are suffering

I am your bad mood.

I'm good, I don't have a boyfriend, and I also like you and I like to hint!

It is impossible to give a woman too many flowers, as a child - too many toys.

Nothing adorns a woman like a well-chosen man.

Studying the page of the interlocutor in various in social networks, we involuntarily pay attention to its statuses. They show the mood of a person at a particular time, what he thinks about, his worldview, etc. Some statuses make you smile, others make you sad. But there is a special category - it is statuses for classmates about life. Reading them, I want to stop for a moment and think about something really important. Often, aphorisms serve as a verbal basis for such statuses. In this one sentence, sometimes consisting of four or five words, deepest meaning. However, it cannot be said that statuses about life are loaded to the fullest of the interlocutor. Many of them are quite funny, sometimes even anecdotal, and characterize different life situations. Below we present some of them.

Take every chance as it may be your last

Life is Beautiful! If you do not think about the future and do not remember the past.

We are always striving for strangers seem better, but why? After all, we initially overestimate the bar for ourselves and can only disappoint-

When we try to deceive others, we only deceive ourselves!

Should be ashamed not for those who lost, but for those who did not even try to win!

You can’t change your life overnight, but you can change your thoughts overnight, which will change your life forever-

The most difficult thing in life is to understand which bridge should be crossed and which one should just be burned.

There is no need to take life seriously, we will not get out of it alive anyway.

The day before yesterday, ass, yesterday, ass, and today, too, ass! the situation has stabilized!

Shakespeare once said: "The world is a theater, and we are all actors in it." But I have: "-the world is a psychiatric hospital, and we are only patients."

The man leaves quickly, but very often returns. A woman thinks for a long time before leaving, but leaves forever.

Many just want to say: “How to explain to the piano that he did not write the concerto. He only performs it -"-

We often lose those who really love us because of those who only pretend to love-

The value of life is not in how many breaths you took, but in how many times you caught your breath!

Age is just a number that does not determine the mind of a person, his views on life. It does not depend on years, but on the circumstances in life that had to be endured.

Often those who chase money all their lives miss out on the more important things in life.

Some people appear in our lives in order to introduce those who we really need.

Life gives a person a single unique moment, the secret of happiness is to repeat this moment more often.

Life only makes sense when you live for someone other than yourself.

Do today what others do not want - and tomorrow you will live like that others cannot!

I may be different, but only a few know the real me.

People come together when it is easy for them to be together, and disperse when it is hard for them ... ... or go to those with whom it is easier.

People we trusted 100% can betray 200%!

If you saw a mess at my house, then you are my real friend-

Everyone can make a mistake. A mistake to recognize worthy. To ask for forgiveness is courageous. But, to renew the relationship is only STRONG.

Life is not a zebra of white and black stripes, but a chessboard. Everything here depends on your move.

I will remain in your history as a page bookmarked forever. You in my story will be only footnotes in small print.

As long as you don't like life, it passes!

You can't skip life lessons!

We do not know what will happen tomorrow - our business is to be happy today.

As long as a woman is interested in a man, she will not disappear. As long as a man is interested in a woman, he will always and everywhere find her, even if she disappears.

If you want to play, play. If you want to fly, fly. Life is just a game. If you fall, then get up and go!

Because life dictates its own, it does not mean at all that it is impossible to agree with it.

Life is like being on the Internet: there is no point, but you don’t want to leave either.

Life is changing, we are really not the same as yesterday.

A person has everything in life that he wants, if he doesn’t have something, then he doesn’t want much.

Love life. She will fuck anyway, but at least for love.

As soon as you realize that life is a success, fate immediately creeps up behind you with reinforcement.

Whatever happens, you must remember - this is only life, and we will break through!

Life is a book - Some have a detective story, others have a novel, others have a complete fantasy. I have a comic

It is easier to extinguish the light in oneself than to dispel the darkness around

The prover doesn't know! And he who knows does not prove!

Never be afraid to get into that fight that is yours. Don't give up and don't give up. Be yourself. Then you will endure everything and get a lot out of life.