Turnip - role-playing game. Fairy tales in a new way for corporate parties and good mood

Fairy tales "Turnip" and "Kolobok" are familiar to us since childhood. Now we will try to remember them, but we will do it “in an adult way”. Interesting scenes with all the familiar characters will decorate any holiday and amuse all the guests.

Try these fairy tales remake for drunk company by roles!

Cheerful fairy tale "Turnip" for adult holidays

First you need to choose seven people who will participate in the skit. We need one leader.

Participants should learn their roles, but don't get upset - the words are very simple and easy to remember. Guests of almost any age category can participate in the skit.

The host must say the name of the hero, and he, in turn, his words. In this competition, participants can sit at a table. The exception is the turnip, which should be located on a chair and constantly do something.

During the skit, the host should not be silent, but, if possible, comment on what is happening.

The scene requires musical accompaniment. It is advisable to choose Russian folk music. If you wish, you can allocate prizes to the best actors.

Turnip - Hey, man, put your hands away, I'm still a minor!
Grandfather - Oh, my health has already become bad.
Here comes the booze!
Baba - Something grandfather stopped satisfying me.

Granddaughter - I'm almost ready!
Hey, grandfather, grandmother, I'm late, my friends are waiting for me!
Bug - Are you calling me a bug again? I'm actually a bug!
It's not my job!

Cat - what is the dog doing on the playground? I'm going to feel bad now - I'm allergic!
Mouse - Shall we have a drink?

Modern fairy tale "Kolobok" for a fun company

What other fairy tales are there for roles for a drunken company? About seven participants should also participate in this tale. Accordingly, you need to choose actors who will play the roles of grandmother, grandfather, hare, fox, bun, wolf, and also a bear.

Grandfather and grandmother had no children. They were completely disappointed, but the bun changed their whole life. He became their salvation and hope - they doted on him.

For example:

Grandfather and grandmother were already tired of waiting for the bun and constantly looked into the distance, hoping for his return, but he never was.
The moral of this fable is this: You should not rely on the love of a bun, but it is better to have your own children.

A funny fairy tale for active guests of the celebration

We choose five actors who will play the role of a chicken, a king, a bunny, a fox and a butterfly. The text should be read by the presenter:

“The fairy-tale kingdom was ruled by an optimist-king. He decided to take a walk beautiful park and jumped all the way, waving his arms.

The king was very joyful and saw beautiful butterfly. He decided to catch her, but the butterfly only mocked him - and shouted obscene words, and twisted her faces, and showed her tongue.

Well, then the butterfly got tired of mocking the king, and flew into the forest. The king was not very offended, but only more amused and began to laugh.

The merry king did not expect that a hare would appear in front of him and got scared, standing in the pose of an ostrich. Bunny did not understand why the king was standing in such an inappropriate position - and he himself was frightened. There is a bunny, its paws are trembling, and it screams in an inhuman voice, asking for help.

At this time, the proud fox returned to work. The beauty worked at a poultry farm and carried a chicken home. As soon as she saw the bunny and the king, she got scared. The hen lost no moment and jumped out, hitting the back of the fox's head.

The hen turned out to be very lively and the first thing she did was peck at the king. The king straightened up in surprise and took a normal pose. Bunny became even more scared, and she jumped on the arms to the fox, taking her by the ears. The fox realized that it was necessary to make legs - and ran.

The king looked around, laughed and decided to continue on his way with the hen. They took hold of the handles, and went towards the castle. Nobody knows what will happen next with the chicken, but the king will definitely treat her with delicious champagne, like all the other guests of the celebration.

The host invites the listeners to pour glasses and drink for the king and the chicken.

Humorous fairy tale for the company of adults

First of all, you need to choose heroes. Both animate and inanimate objects will take part in this fairy tale.

It is required to select heroes for the role of a kitten and a magpie. You need to choose guests who will play the role of the sun, wind, paper and porch.

Participants must portray what their hero needs to do.

“The little kitten went for a walk. It was warm and the sun was shining, giving everyone its rays. A cute kitten lay down on the porch and began to look at the sun, constantly squinting.

Suddenly talkative magpies sat down in front of him on the fence. They argued about something and had a very loud dialogue. The kitten became interested, so he began to carefully crawl towards the fence. Magpies did not pay any attention to the baby and continued to crack.

The kitten almost got to its target and jumped, and the birds flew away. Nothing worked out for the kid, and he began to look around, hoping to find another hobby.

A light breeze began to blow outside - and the kitten drew attention to a piece of paper that rustled. The kitten decided not to waste the moment and pounced on his target. After scratching it a little and biting it, he realized that he was not interested in a simple paper sheet - and let it go. The paper flew further, and from where suddenly a rooster appeared.

The rooster was very proud and raised his head high. The bird stopped and crowed. Then chickens ran up to the rooster and surrounded him from all sides. The kitten realized that he had finally found something to entertain himself with.

Without hesitation, he rushed to the hens and took one of them by the tail. The bird did not let itself be offended and pecked painfully. The animal was very frightened and began to run away. However, everything was not so simple - the neighbor's puppy was already waiting for him.

A small dog began to jump on the kitten and wanted to bite. The kitten realized that he needed to return home and hit the dog painfully with his nails. The puppy got scared and missed the kitten. It was then that the kitten realized that he was a winner, albeit a wounded one.

Returning to the porch, the kitten began to lick the wound that the chicken had left, and then, stretched out, fell asleep. The kitten dreamed strange dreams- and he kept twitching his paws in his sleep. So the kitten met the street for the first time.

The scene ends with thunderous applause from the guests. If you wish, you can award the most artistic actor with a prize.

An interesting scene for a birthday and other adult holidays

I knew that Kudryavtsev had not forgotten my shot and did not trust me. Despite the fact that we spent the night in secret, he is wary of me. He could not trust an intelligent youth who knew nothing about the war.

Until I met Kudryavtsev, I didn't know that I was such a bad soldier. After all, I could not even properly wrap my footcloths and sometimes, at the command “to the left,” I turned into reverse side. Besides, I was not at all friendly with a shovel.

Kudryavtsev did not understand me when, while reading some news, I commented on it and made spatial comments. At that time, I was not yet a member of the party - and even then Kudryavtsev for some reason expected some kind of trick from me.

Very often I caught his eye on me. What did I see in his eyes? Probably the fact that I am untrained and inexperienced, but he forgives me so far, but one more mistake - and he will kill me! I wanted to improve and made a promise to myself that I would definitely be a disciplined soldier and learn everything that was necessary. I had the opportunity to show all my abilities in practice.

We were sent to guard the bridge, which was often shelled. A lot of reinforcements, as well as literature, constantly went to the place of work ...

My job was to check the passes of people who crossed the bridge. The Whites often opened fire on the post where I was. The shells hit the water and splashed me. Shells were falling close to me, and the bridge had already been destroyed. Any minute could be the last for me, but I made a condition to myself that I would not leave the bridge anyway.

What did I feel? I didn't feel fear - I was already ready to die. I saw beautiful landscapes in the distance, but they did not please me. I felt that I would never leave this post. However, one thought made me stand further - Kudryavtsev sees me and approves of my actions.

It seemed to me that I had been standing at this post for several hours, but in fact only a few minutes - as long as Kudryavtsev needed to reach me. I did not understand what Kudryavtsev needed from me. Then he pulled me with force by the belt, and I came to my senses.

- Quickly get out of here! the man said.

As soon as we left the bridge, a strong shell hit it.

- Do you see what's happening? Why were you standing there? You could have killed me too!

I sighed, but Kudryavtsev did not finish.

“However, you are still great, because you showed that you know the charter and were indestructible. You deserve to be praised. But even though this is a thing of the past, I would like you to move your brains. The bridge was destroyed a long time ago, why were you standing there? What was the point? Was everyone ready to check the passes? If you were smarter and didn’t go to the post yourself, I wouldn’t punish you!

After this incident, Kudryavtsev's attitude towards me changed. He talked about himself and sometimes asked about me. Despite the fact that he was not in the party, he considered himself a Bolshevik. This person helped me to believe in myself, so his approval was very important to me.

To this day, I remember one incident. We talked about what we're going to do after we win over White. I said that I dream of becoming a writer who will portray the peaceful brotherhood of all peoples. Kudryavtsev listened to me and looked at the fire.

- You have an excellent goal, - he said - You have a great path, Lebedinsky!

Funny fairy tales by roles for a drunken company

What to do cheerful company, when delicious food and all kinds of drinks have already been tasted, “songs and dances” are fed up, and people get bored? Do you have 10 people in your company? Play Turnip!

We need a host: a person who is able to organize the game, and who knows Russian by heart folk tale“Turnip” (actually, you only need to remember the sequence: grandfather-grandmother-granddaughter-bug-cat-mouse).

The presenter declares himself a director and recruits “actors” from volunteers - 7 people. The rest become spectators.

"Actors" need to learn their "roles" - the words they will speak (if you prepare in advance, then the words can be printed on separate pieces of paper for each).

There are few words. They are easy to remember even in a state of moderate alcohol intoxication:

Turnip:“But I am your turnip!”

Dedka:“Khe-khe, damned sciatica!”

grandmother:"Yoksel-moksel!"

Granddaughter:"Wow!"

Bug:“Just a little - immediately Bug!”

Cat:“Milk would…”

Mouse:"I'm a little mouse, wee-wee..."

Game conditions. The leader slowly, with feeling, sense and arrangement (while maintaining seriousness!) Tells the tale "Turnip". The actors play (show) the actions of their characters, and as soon as they hear the name of their hero in the narration of the presenter, they wear out their words. You can demonstrate actions as you like, as far as the artistry of each allows, but you can speak EXCLUSIVELY in the text. The host makes sure that the heroes do not say “gags” and do not miss their turn to “speak”.

Playing the game.

Leading: Camera, motor, let's go!

Grandfather planted (grandfather goes “on stage”: Khe-khe, damned sciatica!) a turnip (a turnip that grandfather “seated” on a chair or squatting: But I am your turnip!).

A turnip has grown (turnip: But I am your turnip!) Big, big (“turnip” shows how big it has grown).

The grandfather (grandfather: Cough, damned sciatica!) began to pull a turnip (the turnip that the grandfather “pulls”: But I am your turnip!). He pulls, he pulls, he can't pull.

The grandfather called (grandfather: Khe-khe, damned sciatica!) grandmother (grandmother, surprised: Yoksel-moksel!). Grandmother (grandmother: Yoksel-moksel!) for grandfather (grandfather: Khe-khe, damned sciatica!), grandfather (grandfather: Khe-khe, damned sciatica!) for a turnip (turnip: But I am your turnip!), they pull and pull, but they can't pull it out.

The grandmother called (grandmother: Yoksel-moksel!) Granddaughter (granddaughter: Wow!).

Granddaughter (granddaughter: Wow! damned sciatica!) for a turnip (turnip: But I am your turnip!) ... .. and so on.

The most interesting thing is that by repeating the same words many times, the “actors” involuntarily begin to vary intonation and try to convey emotions in their phrase.

The fairy tale ends when all the characters unanimously pull the turnip and it “pulls out” (and usually just falls off the chair) to the unanimous applause of the audience. At the end of the "staging" you can give a prize to the best actor.

Casting Tips .

In order for the production to be successful, it is important to choose the right actors.

The most “persistent” (read, sober) and calm person is chosen for the role of grandfather - he is most likely to “perform”.

It is better to choose a grandmother and granddaughter from male volunteers (put on handkerchiefs for them) - let them get used to the role and parade a quarrelsome old woman and a glamorous girl.

A bug and a cat are usually ladies, but there is no fundamental difference. But with a mouse and a turnip - the most “colorful” figures in the company are assigned. Just imagine that a respectable man, appearing "behind the curtain" squeaks in bass: "I'm a little mouse, wee-wee" - success is guaranteed! Or imagine that a tall and slender blonde with a decollete, sitting on a chair (crossing her legs, of course), constantly exclaims (in the course of action): “But I am your turnip!” - the audience, and the participants themselves, will cry with laughter!

It has been checked more than once: the game goes well in the company of both "pioneers" and "pensioners", as well as in all "mixed" companies. The game gives unforgettable emotions, and the "role" sometimes becomes a hallmark of a person for a long time. “But I am your turnip!” - I say into the handset and the person, having returned to “that” atmosphere for a moment, smiling, answers: “Hi, Katyushka, that is ... uh, yoksel-moksel”!

Any festive event for adults involves holding various contests, games and funny scenes. A variety of reworked fairy tales are currently enjoying particular popularity, including the beloved "Turnip" on new way. The scenario that I bring to your attention can be conditionally divided into two parts: the introduction and the main action, designed to be played by the guests.

Characters

Before the action begins, the characters are assigned their roles. The main characters: grandfather, grandmother, granddaughter, mouse, cat, dog and turnip. The scenario will turn out to be especially funny and successful if the question of the distribution of roles is approached with humor. For example, a girl with lush hair can become a turnip - her hair will imitate tops. Our scenario of the fairy tale "Turnip" also requires the participation of a particularly large and colorful granny, in the role of which a man of impressive size can act. You also need to take care of the costumes: masks for animals, a beard for grandfather, a scarf for grandmother, etc. In the fairy tale "Turnip in a new way", the script begins with an introductory part read out by the presenter.

Introduction

Once upon a time, a sly grandfather

In the night, furtively from granny,

Planted a turnip behind the house

Yes, he kept a close eye on her.

Well, for the growth of acceleration

He bought a lot of fertilizer.

The big question is what was contained there,

But the harvest grew by leaps and bounds.

Grandpa that was skinny as a reed:

Such an ugly, skinny little guy.

But his wife had a serious size,

From morning to night, he ate incessantly.

And the poor grandfather was malnourished,

Sometimes I went hungry for three days.

One day, out of desperation, or out of a fool

I went on this adventure with a turnip.

He decided to plant a personal vegetable for himself,

To finally satisfy your hunger.

Introduction actors

"Turnip" in a new way, the scenario of which is only gaining momentum, requires the introduction of the main characters. As the tale is read out to the hosts, the named characters try to clearly illustrate the story.

Main part

1. Here a huge turnip has grown,

Settled deep roots firmly.

Our grandfather went to pull her,

He walked around his vegetable from all sides.

Now from one, and then from the other side to grab,

And the turnip doesn't want to come out.

Grandpa got really angry

And he even cursed in a whisper.

Waving his hand, falling into stress,

And began his thought process:

Who would you call for help?

In thought, grandfather went out on the road

And I saw a tiny mouse,

That ran past briskly too.

He called out to her and walked over

To have a serious conversation.

And the mouse turned out to be not stupid,

All blossomed at once, smiled

And agreed to help grandfather,

Since she does not mind eating.

Here they came to the beauty turnip,

They clung to the tops tightly, tightly

And they pull with all their might,

But a mouse is more useless than a baby.

What's the use of such a baby?

She's too petite.

2. The grandfather is grieving, almost crying,

And the mouse jumps into the neighbor's house

And Murka leads

Promising food at grandfather's expense.

A cat climbed into grandfather's lap,

She flattered and purred a little.

Grandpa came back to life

And clung tightly to the turnip.

Following his example,

The animals took over.

Pulled long and hard

And no result.

Everyone fell to the ground and lie,

The limbs are trembling with fatigue.

3. The dog ran past

And I saw this still life,

On tiptoe, she approached the lying ones,

She lifted everyone to their feet with a fervent bark,

Help generously agreed

And grabbed the tops with strong fangs.

Everyone followed her lead.

A whole gang set to work.

They all pulled her together, pulled,

Then they sighed in despair

"The bastard doesn't want to get out!"

4. What should they do in such a situation?

I had to go home with my granddaughter.

They persuaded her to help

For which a piece of turnip was offered.

Jumping granddaughter galloped into the field,

I began to examine the giant vegetable,

Options are different in the mind to touch.

I tried to dig out a turnip by hand,

Just broke all the nails

"Turnip in a new way". Scenario. Climax. The colorful and amusing appearance of the grandmother

What powerfully beat on the membranes,

Grandma hurried to help

Taking your belly weighty in an armful.

I saw my granddaughter at the turnip,

And she whispered everything in her ear

Grandpa's big secret

And about the promised banquet to the beast.

Then the grandmother instantly fell into a rage,

The wife slapped her cheeks for a long time,

Then she gave him a heavy kick,

What grandfather whistled from all legs.

Then she calmly approached the turnip,

With one hand lightly took the tops

And she pulled out the vegetable without difficulty -

Grandma got food again.

And grandfather again remained out of work -

He did not look after his granddaughter.

Without thinking long, grandma

Grabbed a turnip with a death grip

And waddled into the hut,

Throwing away all pressing matters.

There she looked lovingly at the trophy

And ate with unreal pleasure.

The moral of this story is very simple:

Solve your problems alone!

End

This scenario of the turnip fairy tale can be used not only for playing around, but simply as a humorous sketch for a student KVN or other youth event.

Just like in "Turnip", the game involves the host and seven players-characters. The rest of the guests are spectators. The roles are distributed by the leader, he also reads the text.

Description of roles:

 At each mention, the turnip raises its hands in a ring above its head and says: "Both on".

 Grandfather rubs his hands at every mention and says: "Well well".

 Grandma waving her fist at grandfather: "I would have killed."

 The granddaughter puts her hands on her hips and says: "I'm ready".

 Bug - " WOF WOF". Cat - " Pshsh-meow"Mouse - "Pee-pee- scat."

 The sun stands on a chair and looks; as the story moves to the other side of the "scene".

You can play the fairy tales "Teremok", "Zaikin's hut", "Kolobok".

cabbage soup

Description of roles:

 Saucepan - grimaces.

 "Meat - pretty smiles.

 Potato - holds fingers like a fan, moves them and laughs.

 Cabbage - melancholy looks at others, not sharing the general animation.

 Carrot - jumps, showing figurines with his hands.

 Onion - looks angrily, smugly and pinches everyone.

 Frying pan with Fat - hisses when spoken to.

 Refrigerator - cordially and generously opens its arms-doors.

 Water from the tap - depicts something malicious and vile.

 The hostess is an absent-minded but charming woman.

Perform other roles according to your perception of the mentioned items.

When the performers have adopted the appropriate postures and facial expressions, the presenter reads the text:

Once the hostess found a pan,
She decided to cook cabbage soup in it.
She poured water from the tap into it,
She folded the meat, lit the fire.
I wanted to grate carrots on a grater,
That figure turned - it's disgusting to look at.
The owner decided to clean it -
Carrot swore: "Again, yo mine!"
Keep carrots in the fridge
She doesn't mean to offend you.
The hostess took up the potatoes then,
After all, cabbage soup without carrots is not a problem at all.
Potatoes lived in a basket in the oven,
Potatoes covered with sprouts - and all
She shriveled up like she was in her fifties.
The hostess looked - she became sad
She had never heard of cabbage soup without potatoes.
The hostess took out cabbage forks.
The sight of the cabbage made her sad.
Cabbage, potatoes, carrots - trouble.
The hostess could not even dream of cabbage soup.
But the bow she forgot about
(I kept it on the balcony in a box),
Lying and glowing orange sideways,
He was proud that one survived.
And here it is crumbled, fried, salted,
Thrown into the pan, satisfied with himself.
And let dinner fail with cabbage soup,
But delicious onion soup turned out!

Scrambled eggs

You will have a very hot Frying pan that throws everything, Butter - soft, lazy and cowardly, kitchen door- looks at everything and evaluates, Water - melancholy and good-natured. Several guests will be Eggs.

The facilitator reads the text:

Mariska was hungry and went to the kitchen to fry eggs. I took a frying pan, eggs, looked in the refrigerator for something else. Did not find. She did not know what she needed, but the oil knew and hid. Mariska heated the frying pan and smashed the eggs into it.

It stank strongly, the eggs began to writhe, blacken, burn. The frying pan went berserk and began throwing everything around. Hot eggs covered Mariska. Marishka screamed and ran to the water. But there is got sick.

Television

This impromptu scene is as follows: you have to portray a TV that switches channels. Let everyone choose their favorite show and portray it. Agree on who will be on which channel to demonstrate their program. You should not say what kind of program you are staging, but try to show its brightest, distinctive features. The rest have to guess what you are showing. Designate some prize for the best transmission.

Doctor

This number involves 2 people - a doctor and a village man. The "man" puts on as many clothes as possible: swimming trunks, family shorts, tights, trousers, several sweaters, a jacket, felt boots, a hat with earflaps - everything that can be found in the house.

The scene is the doctor's office.

Out of breath Man tumbles in.

Muzhi k(speaks like a resident of the outback): Hello, Doctor.

Doctor(writes something): Get undressed, baby.

Husband and(takes off hat) Doctor, I...

Doctor(continues to write): Undress, undress. A conversation in this spirit with variations continues until the man is left in his shorts.

Doctor: Well, what do you have there, my dear?

Man: Doctor, yes I, you see, he brought firewood.

propaganda performance

The host enters the impromptu stage and announces:

- We bring to your attention the propaganda performance "Rescue of the armored train" Krasnaya Zvezda ". Act one.

Characters(go out one at a time and line up in a semicircle): Anka the machine-gunner, a wounded sailor, V. I. Lenin, the Red Commissar Dobrov, the White Guard Lieutenant Sliznyakov, the watchdog Brave, the switchman, the stoker and the driver of the armored train.

The "actors" maintain a dramatic pause and say in chorus:

- Due to the fact that the armored train left for overhaul, the performance is cancelled.

General bow.

"Go there - I don't know where, bring that - I don't know what"

For example, several "actors" think of an object and beat it. One actor begins to portray. If the audience doesn't guess, another one joins, and so on.

Everything is guessed, as long as the imagination is enough. You can guess proverbs, sayings, famous works, cartoons, feature films, TV shows, favorite screen characters or mutual friends.

"The sea is worried ..." in a new way

Remember the old game "The sea is worried ...", which, for sure, all of you played in your childhood. Kids can't play bad or boring games, so you'll have fun too. Recall the rules: a leader is chosen, if there are too many people who want this role, then we can remember the counting rhyme:

An apple rolled in the garden
And fell right into the water - "bang."

The leader says the following: "Ocean is shaking - one, the sea worries - two, the sea worries - three, any figure freeze in place!", and those who play at this time think over their roles. At the word freeze the players freeze in any position. The one whose "game" the leader likes more becomes the leader. You cannot be the leader more than 3 times.

There are so many guys...

For this game, there must be one more men than women. Participants line up in lines - a line of men and a line of women - opposite each other. When the music sounds, the men "grab" the ladies, and the "extra" dances with a mop. It's quite fun to watch a gentleman in a jacket and tie gently hug a mop.

Entertainment games

Who is it?

Players take a piece of paper, draw the head of a person or animal at the top of the sheet. Then the sheet is folded in such a way that the drawing is not visible, but only part of the neck. and pass it on to a neighbor. The next player finishes the body, folds the sheet and passes it to the neighbor. He draws the limbs.

What's this?

At a party, you can offer friends a guessing game: one person must depict some object, the task of the others is to guess what kind of object it is. Images can be any, as far as the imagination of the participants allows. The main thing is for the person depicting to keep stillness.

Dreamers

In order to play this game, you need to stock up on paper and pens or pencils. First, the leader loudly pronounces a word or phrase. The task of the players is to write the associations that arose during this. The competition is timed: writing should take 1 or 2 minutes. The winner is the participant with the most entries. This means that the winner has the richest imagination.

It is desirable that the participants in the game do not repeat or write off associations from other players.

Mosaic

Teams or individual players are given reproductions of paintings with a landscape, still life or portrait, cut into several parts. In the allotted time, you need to make a reproduction as quickly and correctly as possible.

This type of entertainment, how to play funny fairy tale scenes at a birthday party, at a corporate party, appeared relatively recently and immediately gained popularity. And everyone wants to participate, especially if there are elements of dressing up.

Professional hosts and toastmasters are best trained in this regard. They always have a certain set of things to transform: wigs, funny glasses, suits, skirts, funny ties, balloons, sabers, weapons, musical instruments, masks, etc.

But at home, you can also play funny scenes. Firstly, you can also find something suitable for dressing up, and secondly, the main thing is internal transformation, the ability to improvise, use your sense of humor and just fool around.

That's why funny, funny fairy tales skits go to "Hurrah!" in a close, friendly company, in the circle of friends and relatives when celebrating a birthday, a holiday at home, at a corporate party.

Your attention is invited to play the well-known fairy tale scene "About the turnip" and make it funny and cool. My recommendations for organizing this type of entertainment:

1. The main thing is to correctly distribute the roles between the guests, taking into account their acting abilities.
2. If possible, dress the actors in the appropriate costume or add some kind of clothing attribute so that you can see who it is?
3. Can widely use cosmetics or make-up
4. It is better that everyone has a text on a piece of paper or a piece of paper
5. The facilitator reads the text of the fairy tale about the turnip, stopping at the place where the participants should say their line.
6. That is, with each mention of the role that guests play in a fairy tale skit, you need to say your own words or phrase. Naturally, you need to do this not just like that, but artistically and funny.

Here is the actual text for the fairy tale scene:

- Grandfather planted a turnip.
- A large turnip has grown.
- The grandfather went to pull the turnip.

- Pulls - pulls, but you can not pull

-Grandpa called grandma.
- Grandma for grandpa. Grandfather for a turnip. They pull - they pull, but they cannot pull it out.
- The grandmother called her granddaughter.
- Granddaughter for grandmother. Grandma for grandpa. Grandfather for a turnip. They pull - they pull, but they cannot pull it out.
- Granddaughter called Zhuchka.
- Bug for granddaughter. Granddaughter for grandmother. Grandma for grandpa. Grandfather for a turnip. They pull - they pull, but they cannot pull it out.
- Bug called the cat.
- A cat for a bug. Bug for granddaughter. Granddaughter for grandmother. Grandma for grandpa. Grandfather for a turnip. They pull - they pull, but they cannot pull it out.
- The cat called the mouse.
- Mouse for a cat. A cat for a bug. Bug for granddaughter. Granddaughter for grandmother. Grandma for grandpa. Grandfather for a turnip. Pull - pull - and pulled out a turnip.

In addition, you can assign yourself or guests to choose the phrases that they should pronounce when their role in the fairy tale is mentioned:

turnip- Man, remove the pen, I'm still 18 and not!

And here I am!

Dedka- Would kill!

We make a deluge and run away!

I have become old, my health is not the same!

Right now, such a booze will go!

grandma- Recently, my grandfather does not satisfy me! (Preferred)

Run Run!

Granddaughter-I'm ready!

Grandfather, grandmother, let's hurry up, I'm late for the disco!

bug- I'm not a bug, I'm a bug!

Dog work!

Maybe smoking is better?

Cat– I don’t work without valerian!

Get the dog off the playground, I'm allergic!

mouse- Finally!

Guys, maybe in a pile?

These fairy tales scenes funny will take a worthy place in your collection of adult entertainment at home, for corporate parties.

Among other things, there are other versions of this fairy tale scene. They will appear on this site soon.