Vulgar patters for a drunk company. The best spells for speech development and diction training in adults
invented to develop diction from performers, teachers, children and all those who wish to speak clearly and intelligible. This method is the easiest and effective wayimproving pronunciation. We have prepared for you and placed on one page many funny and useful for the development of a speech apparatus and dictation of patter. Species funny You will have fun and laugh both adults and small kids.
First stage studying spearprovides a distinct pronunciation. The speed of speech is not important at first. The most important is the repetition and proper pronunciation of sounds. For the development of speech 3-4 years old, the conventional kid is suitable cleaners. And for older babies, select Funny and memorable patters to memorize.
The appearance of a child both "voice" and general physical fatigue, manifested by headache and weakness in the neck and shoulders, indicates incorrect work of one of the parts of the spectacle voice apparatus, in which the respiratory zones, articulation and voice formation are distinguished. The main task is to establish the joint and full work of all zones.
Sy Sy Smya Grandfather
SA-SA-SA I have braid
Oh - oh - oh this forest thick
Ly-Li-Li-lodbled floors
Naturally, part of the words the child picks up immediately, and some words are not remembered. Offer him a game called "Monkey". You Job funny patters, and the child repeats. You can make the records of the spells uttered, and then listen to her along with the baby. No errors? Then the pace can be accelerated. Pay special attention to "disobedient" sounds that require careful work.
A very fun process is to progress in the company.
She sews a cap, but not in Crapkin, the bell will pour out, but not in the bellovers; It is necessary to overlapping the cap, to transfate, it is necessary to spin the bell, reel into combat.
Buy kip peak. Kip Pick buy. Pike Kipu buy.
The experience of the famous Tatalov teacher, arranging the "speakers" competition among junior schoolchildren, is widely known. On the school board, he placed interesting and ridiculous patters. Children took these tasks to their home and trained. The main purpose of preparation for competitions was explore these spellsSo that the speech before the class has passed without "stubbing." According to Shatalov, the main in these events are the dynamism of the process and burdens. With the help of such competitions, children are learned by the rapid, correct and loud pronunciation. Tabs very much like such events.
Hedgehog yellow cheek
Rad like a squirrel nuts.
Quarter Chizh Chizhich
Sang a chastushki on the spindle
Black cat, big eccentric,
Enlighten to listen to the attic.
When a child reaches 5-6 years of age, in the repertoire of funny and funny spear
you can make a variety. For this purpose, adding complex sound combinations will suit. An example is the famous tweak "Karl from Clara ...". Best of all small children are remembered by small rhymed texts. Boring patters from the tank, like "Mom Soap Frame ...", depart into the background.
Species ridiculous for the development of the speech apparatus, improving the pronunciation and formation of correct diction. These patters will like both children and their parents.
Happy child 01.02.2018
Dear readers, now I bring to your attention merry and funny patters. Let their content naive and sometimes incomprehensible, but with their help you can put it perfectly to put difficult sounds, develop speech and diction.
To learn the patters is not so simple, but it is useful and fascinating. How much laughter happens when it is wrong to speak something, and on the other hand, so much joy when the patter is finally able to pronounce quickly and without a stick. So in any case, speech training with the help of patterings is not only the necessary occupation, but also fun entertainment for both children and adults!
Funny short patters
Short spells are suitable for children, and for adults, these are uncomplicated phrases in one or two sentences. Make sure that the kids do not swallow the syllables, and the sounds were pronounced correctly. Yes, and adults need to ensure that the patters say clearly and understand.
All beavers for their own kind of good.
Get up, archup, rooster hoar.
The wasp is not a mustache, do not weigh, but the mustache.
Crested laughter laughter laughing: "Ha! Ha! Ha!"
The turtle is not a bored hour sits behind a cup of tea.
The train rushes the crossed: Zh-sh-sh, Zh-sh and ...
Two cheek puppies to the cheek pulls the brush in the corner.
On the oak do not blow lips, do not blow lips on the oak.
Kuzzy Kuzina - Kuzinina Zina.
And skip patters like karasi in a skillet.
Lucking Senka Sanka with Sonya on sledding. Sanki Skok, Senka, Sonya in the forehead, everything is in a snowdrift.
BUBY BYAKA BUZIT, BYAKA BUKU FROM,
Boyaka Bouquet holds, Boyaka Buku fuzzy.
Too many legs of the village.
On the window of crumb-moshka
Deftly catches the cat's paw.
Cuckoo bought ears
I decided to bathe crushes.
Little Boltunya.
Milk swollen-chat
Yes, I did not bother.
Mink chopper whipped in mink.
Zoine Bunny is a call.
I ate fame fat, yes Sala was little.
On the beauty because of a spruce glazed Gazelle's eyes.
Intendant incident. Precedent with the applicant.
Interviewer Interviewed interviewed.
Two chicken naked on the street run.
Sasha is perfection itself, and still self-improvement!
Lilac glazy-free with half-eyed legs.
Chase in Palcol, subricted.
Merchandisers selected - Sampled sampling sampling!
Screactive Creative is not in creative, it is necessary to convert!
Breints: Gam, Thunder, OR RTOs, Pir Rhymes, Suddenly - Boom! Glitter!
Their pesticides will not rewrite our on their pesticidity.
Fluorography fluorography was a fluorography.
Wahmistra with Wahmistrash, Rothmistra with Rothmistol.
I am a verticulture. I can verticulate, I can twist.
Spertrokinskropenko's sweaty constitutionalist was found acclimatized in Constantinople.
Flowing Luchery was fraught with a non-framed Niccue.
About love is not me
You are cute prayal
And in the fogs of Limana
Maniili me?
For children of younger classes, the patter is already easier to say, and the meaning of proposals is becoming more difficult. Yes, and some patters as whole poems.
In a grove at the village
I was looking for a pig
Small piggy
Jumped up the boots!
On the way, Schol Topal,
Topal stall in Sevastopol.
Well, Near the Topal Seva,
Topol on the right, Seva on the left.
Skinny gentle blast
Drags vegetables box.
In Karlovy Vary,
He lived Karl with coral,
Procedures accepted
I invited Clara to visit!
Funny monkey threw bananas
Throwing bananas funny monkey.
All maples became red
And none teases
Once all the same redhead,
Who cares?
Mila soap bear soap,
Mila soap dropped,
Dropped Mila soap
Mila Mishka did not dominate.
Chickens, geese and turkey covered parsley,
Dressed the swan, ran over the water.
Barcas arrived at the port of Madras.
The sailor brought on board the mattress.
In the port Madras mattress sailor
Albatrosse broke into a fight.
Once a check box pop frightening
In the bushes saw a parrot.
And he says that parrot:
"Scare you check, pop, frighten,
But the tick pop in the bushes is frightening,
scare not dare you parrot. "
Says a parrot parrot:
- I am you, parrot, parrot!
Replies a parrot:
- Parrot, parrot, parrot!
Bull is coming to a bull.
Flew all around.
Take care, runner, sides
From cheaper bull.
When you hurry, I eat noodles.
Drink noodles and snatch.
Hurry to hurry.
Noodle.
Well, again, everyone has a row.
King on the crown kopeck copied,
Yes instead of the crown cow bought,
And this king on the cow copied.
Sat the sparrow on the pine.
Fell asleep and fell in a dream.
If he did not fall in a dream,
I would still sit on the pine.
Sasha smartly dry drying,
Sasha dried some pieces
And the old woman rushes funny
Susha dryers eat.
Sitting in a taxi asked the dachshund:
"For travel what a dachshund?"
And the taxi driver answered like this:
"Takes we are just so-s."
Yasha with Pasha ate porridge,
Sasha with Masha Prostokvash,
And Misheutka ate the herring under the fur coat.
Drove ship caramel,
Flew ship stranded
And sailors three weeks
Caramel on Meli ate.
Drum,
Trumpet
And tambourine.
Bull,
Ram
And white poodle,
What is playing,
I do not understand:
- Gav!
- Be!
- Mu!
Species can be used for fun festive competitions. For example, you can spend such a competition. Each player gets a caramel candy and puts her in her mouth, hesitating the patter, then takes another candy, again puts in his mouth and pronounces another patter. The one who is most clearly and understand will tell the patter with the greatest amount of candy in the mouth.
We have gas went out, we have gas out gas.
The mouse sat down in the corner, ate a bagel piece.
Sasha with a cap of the bump.
Senka-lucky, Vise Babu on Sanka.
It is a stack on the window, not attached, not detected.
I came to enhance; Submitted and revealed.
It was Frol, Frolu on Laurel lurved, I will go to Lavra, Lavra on Frol Navru.
Coconuts are boiled in Coconut Coconut Cocks.
Deideologized deideologized and dodeidicized.
With your Ponomar of our Lonely, do not remember to become: Our Ponomarya will redeem the Ponomary Ponomarite, will persist.
The Ligurian Adjustment regulated in Liguria.
With a bang in the guru inauguration passed.
Bombardir Bonbonniere bombarded the ladies.
A yellow dervish from Algeria from Algeria and juggling the knives in a hut in the hut.
I reported, but did not defait, but began to defocate, I was informed.
You will not protigue all twigs, you will not re-outgrow.
For cheerful companies At the corporate party, offer such a contest: read the patter with surprise, questioningly, with admiration. It turns out very ridiculous when an ordinary patter is pronounced, for example, with great admiration.
Babkin Bob flourished in the rain - there will be a grandmother Bob in Borsch.
A missing mind of the loss of the sea wolf will turn into a pirate.
Bull stupubub, a stupid bull, the bull Bela's lip was Tup.
There was a Baran blocker, all the rams were secreted.
I slept, washed out, I was glad, walked, vomited.
Higher echelons of the underfoot marched to the supreme highway.
The townspeople were gouging, the suburb is unloading.
Fir two Eli Eclairs in bed. Mom washed away El barely.
If "if before" after ", then" after "after" if ". If "if" after "after", then, "after" before "if".
Zhenya with Zhanna became friends. Friendship with Jeanne did not work out.
Shared beaver to Bor.
In Bor, the beaver was absorbed.
The generalized beaver wandered to Barviu to Bobrich.
Bobhrh Beaver swallowed and shaved
And Bobryat Beaver was encouraged.
The generalized, shaved and encouraged beaver wandered back to Bor.
Under the tree TETEREV TETEREVA met:
"Teterev-Tetherov! How are your aunt? "
Tetherov Tetherov in response:
"My aunt - healthy guys,
Hi from them from them! "
There were three Chinese - Yak, Yak-Cydrak, Yak-Cydrak-Cidron-cider,
And three more Chinese china, Tsypa-Drip, Tsypa-Drip-lampsomponi.
Got married Yak on the Tsype, Yak Cydrak at the Tsype-Drip,
Yak-cione-cion-cider cider at the Tsype-Dryipe-LampComponi.
Here they had children: yak with chick - Shah,
Yak-Cidraque with a chick-drift - Shah balls,
Yak-Cydrak Cydroni with Tsypo-Drypoy-Limpure - Shah-Bowls-Sharoni.
Count Toyo plays Lotto,
And the Countess Toto knows about
That Count Toto plays the lotto.
If Count Toto knew about
That Countess Toto knows about
That Count Toto plays Lotto,
Then Count Toto never in life
I would not play in the lotto.
In bowel tundra
Otters in the sheek
Top in Vönder
Cedar kernels!
Having exhaled from the exterior
In the tundra leggings,
Vytra outstanding cedar kernels
Vyutru Htrah Ottre Morda,
Kernels in the veser
Otter in Tundra!
Crash times crucian
Gave the coloring.
And said Karasy:
"Coloring, cuckoo, a fairy tale!"
On the coloring of Carasinka -
Three merry pigs:
Crawling piglets repainted to Parasaisa!
Binding Technology:
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The commander spoke about the Colonel and about the Colonel, about the lieutenant colonel and about Lieutenantkress, about the lieutenant and about the guarantile, about the companion and about the companion, about the ensign and about the ensign, about the subpenser, and about the subpenser was silent.
Spearly speaking, unkalked that all patters reports, re-promptly, but, tightened, unknown that they would not protigue all the patters, you would not revive.
Even the neck, even your ears were stained in a black carcass.
Start soon under the shower.
Smear with your ears under the mascara shower.
Smear and from the neck mascara under the shower.
After the shower, wondered land.
Success neck, land of ears, and do not buach more ears.
Psychrometer hygrometric hygrometrized psychrometric parameters.
Hygrometry, hygrometry, but did not stick it.
A hygrometer psychrometric psychrometrics were hygrometric parameters.
Psychrometry, psychrometed, but did not pay off.
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The ships were lavored, lavished, lavored, but did not hesitate.
That's what avalated avalanche was rebuilt,
That even the lavirers were hospitalized and rejected,
Because this is avalange all the forces of them rejected.
Dwarf Karl Karl in the dwarfitsa Kralya Clara stole corals.
And Krara Krara's carlice in Karl's dwarf stole clarinet.
If Dwarf Karl Karl in the dwarfish Clara-Kralya did not cradle corals,
That carlice cracker Clara has Karl's dwarf Karl would not crawl.
Martie with Martyn Martynka Son
Bought four pictures on the market.
In the first picture - four old women
Weighing forty perin for drying.
Because there is no care of the oldest
Than drying perin, blankets and pillows.
Second picture. On this picture
Four mouse in a huge boot
A piece of raffinad gnawing in a quiet,
After all, Sugar is a hundred times delicious sugar.
In the third picture - on Old Kadushka
Dissolved four frogs-cakes.
Cube Frogs from Patrush
Quartet, Gorlana, withdraw Raude.
But on the fourth picture, with daisies,
Four snails crawl upside down.
Crawling upside down can snails
Because they are surprisingly sticky.
Well, a friend, a friend, repeat without knocking,
Who was drawn at every picture,
Which bought on the market in the morning
Martyn and Marty Syanka Martynke.
Initially, the patters were invented precisely for the purpose of entertainment. People gathered at the gatherings, sang, danced, competed in progressing patter. And only much later became clear how important they are for the development of speech and diction. Read speigned, pronounce them with children, develop yourself and develop your children.
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Greetings to you, my dear! Today we will learn to be beautiful and correctly talking. And for this we resort to the help of spells for the development of speech and diction.
As you know, whispered and unlikely we do not like anyone. She spoils a very impression of a person, especially if this is an adult, not a child. Therefore, it's time to go to my own language. Species - the fastest and most expensive way to improve the quality of your speech.
They will teach you not only to pronounce difficult sounds, but also feel them. Moreover, to achieve a good speech therapy effect, it is enough to deal with 10-20 minutes per day. First, slowly read the patter, then with each read, try to increase the speed of her progress. Do not doubt all you will definitely work out!
Many short cleanings consist of 4-7 words. But even they are difficult in pronunciation. I propose to complicate the task and learn how to correctly pronounce longer patters.
Birch Coriennistry
Root - curved,
Head - Sukhatnaya,
Time is highly used.
On the gate - forty,
On the fence - crow,
On the road Sparrow
Peckel,
Konoplel, Konoplel
Conducting.
Hare oblique
Watch out for Russian-grass.
Looks oblique
As a kitar with oblique
Kosses the grass oblique.
On the Kirill market
Gifts bought:
Ksyushka - Kosynka,
Katerina - Kryonku,
Petrushka - rattles.
Petrushka shakes rattles,
Breaks:
Tara-Rakh, Tara-Rakh,
Tara-Rah-Tah-Tah.
Patters with letters r, l and with for training adult speech
According to many adults, these sounds are especially difficult for pronunciation. Therefore, such patters will be primarily necessary for everyone who wants to speak beautifully and clearly.
Beaver good to Bobryat.
Doba Beavers go to bours.
Grass in the yard, firewood on the grass. Do not rub firewood on the grass of the courtyard!
Sut soroki catch a fruit. And forty forty - forty marrow.
There are beavers in the cheese borsa, beavers are going to cheese bours.
Dali clash porridge with spokeshaw. Having walked porridge with my procreel.
White rams beat the drums, without pail - the foreheads were broken.
You, well done, tell me how well, let the well done tell me, let the very well done calf gives.
Fish catches a fisherman, the catch falls into the river.
Sea wave strong and free.
Pine close is having fun in the spring.
Outragia Extra rose high.
Tappy talented a tale about Snow Maiden and Sieglase.
He himself dumped the sand on the tree was a high dump truck.
High pines stand at the river, in pines trunks to heaven high.
Stepan whistles on the swirls, but they whistles whistles whistles.
We read online complex patters for the development of diction (w and w)
These cleanrs only at first glance seem short and simple. And now try to pronounce them quickly and without sticking! I'm sure, not everyone will come from the first time
On the window of Toshka, the cat and kittens are slightly.
Not spike, but write, write, not sewn.
Pawn - in chess, checkers - in checkers.
You will not addict your spy of our spy, and our spy of your spy will be added.
Izhak and Shakaal Stegali along the sleepers.
Pasha plows, Lesha dances, Lesha dances, Pasha plows.
In the chaolache of the chalunca - checkers and bumps.
Knife and legs, lies and spoons, rye and horns.
Already burned in a puddle.
Hergehog is hedgehog, hard is horror.
Once it was a rain twice.
Along the fly, the spider was reasonable.
Buzzing the grip, buzzes, spinning.
Terribly beetle to live on a bitch.
Top invertors in English for adults
These English cleanrs are especially needed to those who study foreign language. Made for you the most useful selection, thanks to which English will be like foreigners!
I See a Big Black Cat,
Big Black Cat, Big Black Cat.
What a Big Black Cat!
What a Cat! What a Cat!
Peter Piper Picked.
A peck of pickled peppers;
A Peck of Pickled Peppers
Peter Piper Picked.
I scream, you scream.
WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE-CREAM.
Hickety, Pickety, My Black Cat
Likes to Sit in My Blue Hat.
A Big Black Bug Bites a Big Black Bear.
A Big Black Bear Hits a Big Black Bug.
Liguria - a very long patter for speech development
Liguria is a small area in Italy. But thanks to the long patter, it became even more popular. By the way, this text will not need to competently read even a professional voice recorder. When you master it, you can train with friends for the rate of pronunciation.
On Thursday of the fourth number four with a quarter of an hour
ligurian adjustment regulated in Liguria,
but thirty-three ships were lavored, caught up, but never got it, and then
protocol about the protocol protocol confined as an interviewer
interviewed Ligurian Adjustable Cleanist, but not purely reported, but not
the defaraths did the dragged yes so I was informed about the warm-up weather
what, in order not to the incident, did not become a contender for a judicial precedent,
the Ligurian Adjustment Acclimatized in Unconstitutional Constantinople,
where the crumb laughing laughter laugh and shouted the Turk
which is planted by a pipe: do not smoke, Turk, tube,
buy better kip peak, better pike kip buy,
and then the scorer will come from Brandenburg - bombs will bombards for
that someone's blackwheel, half a doors, dug out, dug and undermined;
but in fact, the Turk was not in business,
yes, and Clara, to the cracker at that time, rolled to Lar, while Karl had Clara corals cradle, for which
Clara from Karl stole clarinet,
and then on the courtyard of the concurrent widow of the barbarians, two of these thighs of the firewood stole;
but sin is not laughter - do not put into walnut: about Clare with Carl in
mraka all raks rustled in a fight, - that's not to the scorer of the thieves, and
not to the concurrent widow, and not before the concrete children;
but an angry widow removed the firewood in the barn: times firewood, two firewood, three firewood - not
allocated all firewood,
and two woodcutters, two-folling-drucus for the fleeing barbarian
drowned the firewood of the courtyard back to the woodwood courtyard,
where the Heron Chashla, the Heron Sesing, the Heron died;
chicken the same Heron clingly clinging to the chain;
well done against sheep, and against the well done sheep himself,
which wearing sieya hay in Sani,
then I'm lucky Sonka Sanya on sleds:
sankok, Senka - in Bok, Sonya- in the forehead, in a snowdrift,
and Sasha is only cap of the bumps of the sneak,
then, Sasha's highway went, Sasha found Sasha's highway;
Sonya - Sashkina girlfriend walked along the highway and sucked drying,
yes, moreover, Sonya-turntable in the mouth also three chests -
accurate in the honey, but she is not to the honey -
Sonya and with the cheesecakes in the mouth of the PMOnar remember, - will persist:
buzzes like a bugger, buzzes, yes it snaps:
it was Frol - Frolu on Lavra Lavrala, will go to Lavra on Frol Lavra Nampo,
what is the Wahmistra with Watmistrash, Rothmistra with Rothmistol,
that horror is horror, and the hedgehog
and he has a high-ranking guest carried a cane,
and soon again five guys ate five of them with half the fourth of Chechiefs without
worms, and a thousand six hundred sixty-six pirogs with serum cottage cheese from under Prostokvashi,
about everything about the collage of the bell was broken down,
yes, so that even Konstantin - Salzburg BSSPERSPETSYAK from under
the armored personnel carrier stated: like all the bells do not spin, not
tighten
so all the patters do not forward, do not re-title;
but an attempt is not torture.
Species for training diction from a journalist
A journalist acting on radio and television is simply obliged to speak clearly and understandable. To do this, it is especially important for him to train his speech with the help of patter. By the way, when we master the proposed, I recommend it to exercise on Liguria.
The brigade of the repairmen repaired the Arbatian-Pokrovsky line of the metro.
Beauty Sarah combed Husar. Haiguchal Sarah Usar Gusar.
Boria Borsch cooked, he did not give. Boris Borsch Solil, but implaced. Tolya Borsch cooked, yes digested. Tolera Borsch Solil, but he reasured.
Kirimi Kirill: "Not teasing a gorilla!" Cali Gorilla: "Do not tease Cyril!"
Chipollon looked at Chipollino and sighed: "Bow onion!"
The trainer trained the otter. Trained, trained and extended!
In April, the guys painted watercolor. Watercolor in April melts from drops.
Varvara narrowed in the grass ravine, and livhed that did not rush.
The upset adjuster set up a frustrated piano. Customized, set up yes I did not recover, because myself is upset.
On the mel, we were lazy to Nalima caught. For me caught Line.
Funny patters for a drunk company adults at the table
And these difficult and cheerful readors are perfectly suitable for checking guests to intoxicated. Try to speak them correctly after taking alcohol.
Dasha, give a girl a cheap mascara?
Dill the tire - go on the car.
She washes Kuzya Puzo in a jacuzzi.
Moderator moderated, moderated, but did not exult.
I'm going by a pothole, I will not send out of the potholes.
I managed to sleep the opportunity to sleep.
Altyn pies Tyn, and Poltina kills Martyn.
Funny New Year's patters for the competition
Before the new year especially want to recharge positive mood. And this will help the festive patters. By the way, they can be used to carry out pediatric competitions. For example, who will read all the patters faster. Or who more pator read correctly? Variations Weight, so dare!
Lies hedgehog in the Christmas tree, hedgehog needles.
Oh, ate, ah, the Christmas tree, ah, ate evil wolves.
Sasha with a cap of the bump.
Magned Volkhv in Khlevu with Walking.
White snow, white chalk,
White hare is also white.
But the protein is not white -
White was not even.
Bought Valerik and Varnik Mittens and boots.
Senka Sanka is lucky with Sonya. Sledge Skok, Senka, Sonya in the forehead, all in a snowdrobe.
Well, how did you like the patters? Did everyone really happen? Write your impressions of these cleanbooks in the comments. I will also be very grateful if you share an article with your friends in social networks! To new blog meetings!
Find breakdown
One volunteer (he will be "mechanic") from the door. The rest choose another participant (it will be a "broken mechanism") and make some part of the body on it - it will be a breakdown. The volunteer comes. He is informed that he is a mechanic, but beless, and he needs to determine the place of "breakdown of the mechanism", without touching his hands (nose, lips, etc.). During the malfunctional detection, the "Mechanism" reacts: the closer the breakdown, the more actively it will "start." When the "mechanic" determines the place of breakage, he himself becomes a "mechanism", and the game is repeated.
Species, or sobriety check
The presenter offers to play the game "Who is the most sober?". Those who wish to participate can stay at the table. Then the master slowly reads the tweaks below, and the players must repeat them, only quickly. It turns out very fun.
- Heron Chashla, Heron Sere, Heron died.
- King - Eagle (5 times)
- Cook Peter, Cook Paul. Peter was swimming, and Paul was swimming
- (!) Our trains are the most trains in the world. And no trains intercept our trains.
- (!) It stands in the field of a hill with kuli, I will correct on the hill - I will correct.
- (!) I'm going to potholes, I will not send me!
- (!) Hanging a zero on a nail, a star on the cord is burning.
- Bessembly
- Speedless
The symbol (!) Are marked by the patters, with the wrong expression of which the appearance of obscene expressions is possible!
My kitty
Cheerful game for homemade youth party. Guests are conveniently seated (or sit on the floor in a circle). The volunteer is called. His task is to depict a cat: litter to players, rub on them, purring, meow, etc., and it is impossible to laugh. The man to whom the cat crashed should leisurely say: "My kitty is very strange today, didn't she get sick?", I have a smooth "cat" on the head. If he did not laugh and did all of the above, then the "cat" crashes to another participant and repeats its actions; If the player laughed - then he becomes a "cat."
Bank deposits
For this comic competition, you must invite 2 pairs (2 girls and 2 guys). The presenter gives girls the same amount of money from the jokes bank. Task of girls: in one minute they have to do bank deposits, that is, hide the greatest amount of money in the clothes of its partners, and it is allowed to hide only on one banknote in one place. A couple who will have less banknotes, earns a point. Then the presenter asks girls to change places. Now their task is to "remove from bank accounts" the greatest amount of money, that is, to find and get hidden banknotes. The girl who will be able to find a greater number of banknotes for the leading time.
Alcoholometer, or I am here the most sober!
For this contest, you need to draw in advance on the sheet of watman "intoxication scale", for example, in the form of a bottle of vodka. The degrees on the scale are indicated from top to bottom - 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40 degrees and higher, and near each mark are rinsed comments, for example: "like glass", "in any eye", "slightly Kosya "," Breakfast begins "," Drunk calls former "," I want to dance! "," Already caught hell "," Bug in Zuzyu "," turn on autopilot "and others. Then the resulting "alcoholometer" is attached to the wall, and we need to think about it in advance, at what level it is better to hang it (hereinafter it will be clear why).
Competition itself: the jetty men are invited to check which one is the most sober. The task of the participants is to turn on the scale of the back, bend and stretching the hand to the "alcoholometer" between the legs, mark the graduate on the scale. Everyone wants to win, so in order to be "the sober", the players will have to be very hidful, and the rest of the guests are happy for it! As a prize for the winner, the bottle of something alcohol will be very appropriate.
Situles
For the game you need pre-prepared sheets on which various parts of the body are written, for example: lips, nose, hand, leg, ear, Mysinetse right hand etc .. these leaflets are folded into the box or cap so that it is not clear that they are written.
Two participants come out, each takes one sheet. Their task is to join the specified parts of the body. Thus, two participants "are trying on" each other. Next, the next participant comes out, he and one of the first players take one piece of leaf, try on each other. Another participant is suitable and so on. It turns out a very fun chain. Do not forget to take a picture!
It?
From participants in the party, the lead and volunteers are chosen. Volunteer sitting on the chair and tie his eyes. The presenter begins to point out the players alternately and ask the question: "Is it?". The one who falls the choice of volunteer becomes "kissing". Then presenter, showing in any order on the lips, forehead, nose, chin, or other parts of the body of the lead, asks the question: "Here?" - While will not receive an affirmative answer volunteer. Continuing, the presenter shows all sorts of quantities on the fingers, asks Volunteer: "So much?" Having received an agreement, the presenter makes a "verdict" chosen by the Volunteer himself, the "it" kisses you, for example, in the forehead 5 times. After the end of the process, the volunteer must guess who kissed him. If he guessed, the one whom was determined, takes his place, if not, then the game resumes with the same volunteer. If the volunteer does not guess in a row three times, then he takes place leading.
Princess on the Pea
Only ladies are invited to participate in the competition. It will take stools or hard-coated stools or chairs soft fabricFolded in several layers, such as towels.
Chairs are installed in a row, each of them houses small round items, such as forest or walnuts. Each chair should have a different number of items, for example, in the first - 6, on the second - 5, on the third- 4, on the fourth - 3. Top of the objects are covered with cloth. Then the participants of the competition are seated on chairs. At the team of the leading music ladies begin to move on the chairs, trying to determine how many objects under them. Use your hands and watch. It is very funny to observe how the participants are "dancing" on the stool. The winner is a "princess on a pea" - a lady is declared, which is faster and more correctly fulfill the task!
The option of this competition (minimum details): You can put 7-9 nuts into one suitable bag, and take turns to ask girls to guess their number.
Russian Roulette, or Mrs. Luck
For this, the "terrible" contest you will need several sets of pure glass (3 glasses for each participant), vodka and water. Several volunteers are invited, 5-7 people. The presenter warns in advance that players will have to drink vodka. People who are not very well carrying alcohol, from participating in this game it is better to protect!
The essence of the game: The first participant turns away, at this time there are 3 stacks, in two of which vodka poured, and in the third water. When the player turns, he, without hesitation, drinks from one stack and drinks another, but what he and in what sequence will come - this is good luck. A funny combination of water-vodka can be obtained, and vodka vodka can be caught especially "lucky". If a wineglass is left with vodka, the participant continues to play in the next stage if a wine glass remains with water - it drops out. The next "occupancy" makes the following player, etc. Those players who remained after the first stage continue participation in the second stage according to the same principle. And so, until one person remains, the most lucky. The winner in this difficult test can be given a bottle of vodka as a prize.
An adult man independently detects any problem in himself and struggles with her. If in his speech, he notices the defect, he is engaged in its correction. It is best to use pator. It is simple enough because to get necessary material It is enough just to open the appropriate article or the section of the book.
Species for improving speech
Species pose an excellent solution for the development of speakers skills, as well as improved speech abilities. These effective and simple exercises use politicians, public figures, TV presenters. Many of us believe that famous people Born with the right speech and rectifying diction. In fact, all this is the result permanent work above oneself.
And there is no always here there is a hand of an expensive specialist, patterings are exercises that are available to each of us. And for the organization of such classes do not need anything, except for a small manifestation of willpower.
If practicing complex patters for adults with seriousness, it turns out to quickly improve your pronunciation. In the course of training, man begins to clearly pronounce sounds, breathe correctly. In this case, the development of speech articulation occurs.
For patterings, a special classification is characteristic. It was created on the basis of different signs, which include complexity, simplicity, duration. That is, longer are exercises to improve diction. Folk patters often sound the most short.
Choice of patter
Previously, you need to pick up the most suitable for speaking. It should take into account the features of personal diction phonetics. That is, you need to choose the spells for adults, the reading of which causes complexity.
For the first workout, it is quite enough to prepare three exercises. After that, you can proceed to business. But after the completion of the lesson, there must be complete confidence in the complete development of the material. That is, the selected spells for adults no longer have to cause difficulties at reading.
How to work with patter
Before starting classes, you need to give time to familiarize yourself with the theory. Must be implemented in stages. First of all, you should read the patter in the syllables, thoroughly saying each.
Gradually, the tempo needs to be increased. But you do not need to engage in the forcing events. Exaggerating your own opportunities will lead to stuffing. Adult patters should be pronounced with the control of diction and articulation.
If necessary, classes with the child must first work out all the exercises on their own. The material in this case is selected in advance. At the same time, in no case should not stuff before the child. Of course, such a lesson resembles the game. But you should not make it too frivolous. And be sure to try to be a sample for the baby.
Examples of patter
Species for adults that improve diction:
- I'm going to potholes, food, I will not go from the choice.
- Sleepy thin blaspheme drags a box of vegetables.
- Employees privatized, privatized, but did not predate.
- In the guru inauguration with a bang passed.
- Is it colonialism? - No, it is not colonialism, but neocolonialism!
- Experimental.
- In Kabardino-Balkaria Valokardin from Bulgaria.
- Understand.
- Gazelle's eyes glaze on her
- Unspelledified.
- In Sewing Chef Pyzhiv - Parshiv His tailoring.
- Do not re-title all speakers.
Complete exercises
Sophisticated adults help at home and without additional witnesses to cope with the problem of pronunciation. And you can organize a half-way game with friends. It consists in reading spells in a relaxed friendly atmosphere. As a result, it turns out to spend time quite interesting.
Indeed, not everyone manage to cope with such phrases from the first time:
- In the field of a hill with klya, I will go out on the hill, I will correct the Kul, Kul will take. I will correct in any case.
- Carmen Roman put an affair in his pocket and went to "Carmen" in "Roman".
- Who does not work, he does not eat what eats the one who works.
- Deideologized deideologized, and dodeidoicized.
- Fluorography fluorography of fluorography.
- I am a verticulture. I can verticulate, I can transverted.
- RELIVE STAFFORDSHIR TERROR, RESERVED CHERNOWER RISEENSHNAZ.
- Coconuts are boiled coconut, and the coconut juice gets in the fuser.
In 2016, the most relevant patterings to improve the diction of adults about monkeys. Their examples may look like:
- The funny monkey was given bananas, gave bananas a funny monkey.
- Makaka Makala Koala in Cocoa, Kakao Koala lazy lacqual.
The importance of beautiful speech
We all want us to listen with attention and enthusiasm. But how to achieve this, if not working on yourself? Inborn orators units. In most cases, adults detect their own shortcomings on their own. But not enough about his inability to something.
Must consciously apply maximum efforts on the way to achieving the goal. Only in this way it will have to significantly improve the state of affairs. Perhaps the exercise will seem boring occupation. But in fact, the result is difficult.
If you first fail to pronounce the patterings beautifully and cleared, do not be upset. It should be returned to the exercises until the dictation becomes correct. It is also important to follow the pleasant sound of the voice. After all, sharp and screaming intonations will not be pleasant to the listeners. No one will listen to such a speaker, although it is a clear dictation. People are unpleasant to the sharpness, words should be pronounced, beautiful and measured.
That is, patters for the development of speech adults significantly improve the quality of pronounced phrases, make memory better. And for classes is not required large number time and strength. You can exercise at home in the usual and convenient setting.
