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Methodical development on the topic: Scenario of the holiday "Hello, New Year!" Funny and modern sketches for the new year for children

The scene involves two people.

FIRST: Good evening, dear friends! Now I will tell you how to properly celebrate the new year?

SECOND: Stop! Why you and not me ?!

FIRST: Because you don't know, but I know how to make perfect new year holidays!

SECOND: Where! I know you! You are one of those people who have not gifts under the tree, but a stupid cross from the tree.

FIRST: And you are one of those people who put empty boxes with bows under the tree - like - as if someone gave them gifts. Santa Claus damn it!

SECOND: And you are one of those who watch Urgant on TV all New Year's Eve.

FIRST: And you spread tangerines everywhere in the apartment, so that it smelled like a new year everywhere.

SECOND: And you are one of those who, on New Year's Eve, during the President's congratulations, are photographed against the background of the TV

FIRST:
And you are one of those who shout “Why should you be able to open it!”

SECOND: And you are one of those who buy firecrackers and fireworks for 10 thousand, and then on New Year's Eve stupidly falls asleep

FIRST: But you belong to that group of people who go by taxi for vodka on New Year's Eve.

SECOND: And you are one of those who always say: "Hey, pay for a taxi, otherwise I have no change since the five thousandth change!"

FIRST: And you are one of those people who take a camera for the New Year, and then post photos like Lehin_striptease on VKontakte, Lech don't sleep in a salad

SECOND: Yes Yes. Just people like you do not go to bed on New Year's Eve, but sit down. And then in the morning you'll get to the toilet.

FIRST: And people like you in the morning of the first of January get up before everyone else and begin to annoy everyone: "Come on, get up, let's go for a ride on the hill!"

SECOND: And you are one of those who, for the new year, send all friends the same SMS with congratulations. And after a couple of hours, they receive it for themselves as a congratulation.

FIRST: And people like you come to you on the 31st, and leave only on the 3rd. Until everything is finished, he sits at your guest. At least give him a damn hint.

SECOND: And you are one of those people with whom you drink, drink, and in the end they wake up at home, and you are in a salad in an unfamiliar hut.

FIRST: And you are one of those who invite your ex to the new year, and your current ex.

SECOND: You are one of those who at midnight, counting aloud the strikes of the chimes, always go astray and start clinking glasses at the 11th beat.

FIRST: And you are one of those who in a tavern begins to stare at women from the company at the next table. And then all New year's night is to smear this comrade from the men from this company.

SECOND: And you are one of those who start drinking antibiotics in December, and January 1 is the last day. And this poor fellow lasts until one in the morning, and then "and dick with them!" and untied.

FIRST: And you are one of those for whom champagne for the new year is needed only to throw a piece of chocolate into it, and sit to watch it float up and down.

SECOND: Okay, admit it, we're both good ...

FIRST: And therefore, to meet the new year for five with a plus

CHORUS: Do not do as we do!

Scene for the New Year - Protection for Santa Claus

The scene for the New Year - funny - is suitable for lower grades, as well as for grades 9, 10 or 11. Happy New Year to you.

(two security officers leaving the microphone)
Guard1: Vip arrived?
Guard2: He always arrives at the last moment, is busy.
Guard1: We checked everything, the Bab Yaga did not instruct other heaters anywhere.
Guard2: Our people didn't even let her into the entrance, just as she didn't try and dressed as a Snow Maiden and a red cap.
Guard1: How was it calculated?
Guard2: And we have Vasya, he still knows fairy tales, his mother read to him as a child, says that this is a Snow Maiden with a broom and a little red riding hood in a scarf and in a cobweb ...
Guard1: Granny got mad,
Guard2: Well, everything seems to be all right on stage?
Guard1:(pretends to be talking to him over the microphone) We are all leaving, they say at the entrance baba I have broken through.
(leave) (Baba Yaga enters the stage)
Baba Yaga: Here they have decorated and decorated, and now I will rip it off and tear it apart - I will ruin the holiday.
(Soundtrack (from Counter Strike) "go go go")
(guards run out onto the stage and catch Baba Yaga)
(Baba Yaga resists, shouts)

Baba Yaga: I will ruin the New Year anyway.
(she is removed from the stage)
Guard3: Don't worry, our company guarantees a cheerful mood.
(Behind the scenes, the sounds of fighting die away)

(Dance can be added)

(reklama)

Scene "How we looked for Santa Claus!"

Snowman (presenter) comes out.
Snowman: Hello kids, greyhound girls and boys.
Children: Hello! (In chorus)
Snowman: Did you know that today is a magical day?
Children: Yeah!
Snowman: Why do you know magic?
Children: yes, today is New Year's holiday!
Snowman: right! Day of fulfillment of all desires. But we cannot celebrate this holiday without Santa Claus!
Snow Maiden comes out.
Snow Maiden: trouble! trouble!
Snowman: Snow Maiden, what happened?
Snow Maiden: Trouble Snowman! Grandfather stole!
Snowman: How was it stolen? Who stole it?
Snow Maiden: it was stolen by the evil Baba Yaga!
Baba Yaga comes running with a broom.
Baba Yaga: yeah, don't you wait?
Snowman and Snow Maiden: Baba Yaga!
Baba Yaga: Yes it's me!
Snowman: Give Santa Claus !!!
Baba Yaga: Ha ha ha, I won't give it up so easy! First, guess the riddles.
Snowman: Well guys, are we going to guess riddles?
Children: yeah!
Baba Yaga: Well, here's the 1st riddle: What comes before winter?
Children: Autumn!
Baba Yaga: Right! Here's another riddle: Who sweeps and gets angry in winter ?? Blowing howling and spinning, making a white bed? It's a snowy ... (blizzard)
Children: blizzard!
Baba Yaga: Right!
Snow Maiden: Well done boys!
Snowman: Now give us Santa Claus back!
Baba Yaga: So be it ...
Santa Claus comes out
Father Frost: Hou hou hou, hello kids, girls and boys!
Children: Hello!
Snowman: HURRAH!!! Now we will celebrate the New Year!
and everyone starts to have fun, dance

New Year's scene "I want to be a Snow Maiden"

- (The daughter of Baba Yaga enters the stage, screams, falls silent, starts crying again, falls silent, screams again)
- Baba Yaga.- Oh, oh daughter, what is it who offended the little one, whom to turn into rotten toadstool, whom to erase into tooth powder?
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.“They don’t take me as a Snow Maiden to the School Tree, I’m already ugly, they say.
- Baba Yaga.- Isn't it beautiful, look at yourself and stately, oh, and clever, intelligent.
Wait, I have a hairdresser, I have a friend, Leshy says every girl is beautiful, you just need to emphasize this beauty. He will touch up you that unnecessarily scrape you off, you will not be worse
any other fool.
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- Snow Maidens and not Fools. And I don't need your hairdressers. They wash their hair, cut their braids, braid what fucking disgusting, and they also have eau de toilette, but I'd rather drown myself in kerosene than go to such a hairdresser.
- Baba Yaga.- Calmly do not drive the wave Goblin knows his work only with natural material resin works and fir cones, a little spring water and you are in good order just Figurochka.
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- Yes, not a Figurine, but a Sne_gu_ro_chka. And they have already discharged the Snow Maiden, she. His granddaughter comes with Santa Claus.
- Baba Yaga.- Well, you can dress up as the Snow Queen, if you want, I'll conjure up an outfit for you.
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- You are completely old from the coils flew about my health, your soul is not sick, you see that you have thought up an outfit snow queen this is how many kilograms of icicles and icicles and a kokoshnik made of pieces broken mirror direct threat to the safety of life activities.
- Baba Yaga.- Oh, I didn't think. Oh, I almost ruined it. Well, I have one more remedy.
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- Which?
- Baba Yaga.- Are you a robber?
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- Rogue.
- Baba Yaga.- Thug?
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- Thug.
- Baba Yaga.- Tear off?
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- Tear off.
- Baba Yaga.- So you will be a fairy and you know how to conjure a little. You will conjure them a gift. You know how everyone will love you.
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- Hurray Hurray I will be a fairy, each with a wart, they will know how to offend me. Mom, move your hands, wave your wand more actively, I need a fairy set: a leather jacket with wings to make it more pokucheryav and a magic wand and Prada krasovki.
- Baba Yaga.- My daughter is doing magic. (Option 2 now, my daughter will only collect the ingredients) - I'm conjuring my daughter.

Chur chur fax pax
Hey you two from under the bench
Two daring little boys
Find some new clothes
For a daughter's party

Two from under the bench Appear and begin to dress up the Daughter of Baba Yaga to the music,
- Daughter of Baba Yaga. - oh, beware of my beauty, they themselves asked for it.

New Year's scene "Criminal New Year"

The melody from Gentlemen of Fortune is playing. Slowly sneaking up, constantly looking around, two men dressed in costumes of Santa Claus and Snow Maiden. The one who is dressed in the Snow Maiden clutches a bag with gifts to his chest.

Snow Maiden: Gray-haired, do you hear where we got to?
Father Frost: And fig knows him, bald. The main thing is that there are no cops here - and that is bread! (laughs)
Snow Maiden: Well, yes, gray-haired, you generally thought of it normally: for the new year dress up in the Snow Maiden and Santa Claus, so that you can rob without a pale. I just don’t understand one thing, why is it you - Santa Claus, and I’m a Snow Maiden?
Father Frost: Well, first of all, bald, I have a real beard (pulls off Santa Claus's beard). Where have you seen the bearded snow maidens? This business is loved only in Europe. And secondly, the second suit of Santa Claus was not found, and it would be suspicious. We are, again, not in Europe. Anyway, say thank you that I didn't dress up as Santa Claus, otherwise you would be a deer!
Snow Maiden: You yourself are a deer! Bearded!
Father Frost: Whose cow moaned there, huh?

And they step on each other.
At this moment, a girl enters.

Young woman: And there you are!

Santa Claus with the Snow Maiden freeze and very slowly turn to her.

Young woman: Well I ordered you!
Snow Maiden (quietly): She? US?
Santa Claus (staring into the neckline of the blouse unbreakably): No.
Young woman: Only I was waiting for you at the main entrance, and you are already here! But this is even wonderful. And then the holiday will begin soon, you need to have time to prepare.
Snow Maiden (scared): Holiday? W-what holiday?
Young woman: How what? New Year, of course! That is why I called Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden. And I see you are already with gifts!
Snow Maiden: Yeah, as they collected for themselves. (pulls the bag closer to him).
Young woman: This is good, only you can find out why the Snow Maiden is a man?
Father Frost: Yes, you understand, the crisis ... There are not enough Snow Maidens for everyone. So they take just anyone ...
Snow Maiden (Santa Claus pokes displeasedly in the back, and then turns to the girl): And you, excuse me, actually, who?
Young woman: Oh yes, sorry, sorry, I forgot to introduce myself. I am Anna Yakovlevna Smekhova - an educator in our kindergarten.
Snow Maiden: D-kindergarten?
Young woman: Yes, and now there will just be a holiday junior group... So…
Santa Claus: Gray-haired, just call me Gray-haired (takes the hand and slowly bends down for a kiss on the hand)
Snow Maiden:
He is a gray-haired Arkady Sansanovich. What a scumbag ... oh, Santa Claus! And I am Lysovoy Mityai Palych ...
Young woman: Arkady Sansanovich, very nice! (examining the hand of Santa Claus) Oh, and you have such an interesting tattoo here (reads) s.e. u.s.
Father Frost: It's just that Veliky Ustyug didn't fit….
Snow Maiden (from behind Santa Claus): so what kind of children are there?
Young woman: Yes, they are quite small, only recently they got out from under the table, now here ... New Year's tree. So now you will see everything for yourself.

A New Year's melody for children plays, and “kids” come out: dressed up in costumes of a deer (required), a bunny, a bear, a parsley, a dog, a wolf, etc. men. You can just put masks on them.

Young woman: Children, say hello to Santa Claus.
Children (in chorus): Hello Dedushka Moroz!
Father Frost: Well, well, lads! (goes up to everyone and shakes hands. Comes to the deer and says) Well hello, deer. (turns to the Snow Maiden and grins) Look, there really is a deer!
Snow Maiden (hisses at Santa Claus): hello kids! Let us dance a round dance with you.
Father Frost: Oh, exactly, a round dance! So, it means, they stood up one after the other, hands behind their backs iiii…. Went. Maestro, music! (plays out gentlemen of fortune)

The Snow Maiden bangs her forehead with her fist.

The music ends and the girl says: And now Santa Claus will give you gifts!
Snow Maiden, stepping back and hiding the bag (hysterically): NO!
Young woman: Oh yes, of course! You need to tell Santa Claus a poem. Well, doggy, come on tell me.

It turns out "doggy" and recites any New Year's poem.

Santa Claus (clapping): Well handsome, high five! (goes up to the Snow Maiden and tries to take away the bag, so desperately shakes her head and does not give). He told the rhyme!
Snow Maiden: Gray-haired, are you crazy or what ?! If it is so to everyone who recites the rhyme, to give honestly stolen, then we will not be left!
Santa Claus (still taking out a wad of money and slapping her palm): Hey, dog, for such a gift, one rhyme will still not be enough.
Dog: And I can still guess the riddle!
Father Frost: Oh, yes you are looking, what an impudent one! The daredevil is straight. (turns to the Snow Maiden) She clearly senses what is still in the bag, sss dog. Well, okay, come on, listen: I found her in the woods. I was looking for her for a long time. I brought it home because I couldn't find it.
Dog: Splinter.
Father Frost: Oh-pa! Which! Krasava! Wow! Give me a paw! (gives money). You paid your parents for the whole kindergarten with these gifts for a year in advance. And all this in just one rhyme and riddle! The rest study! Hold on to another chocolate bar!
Snow Maiden: Chocolate ?! You also have chocolates ?!
Father Frost: No, well, what?
Snow Maiden: Well, give it here! (runs up, grabs the rest of the chocolates and distributes them to the children) Here you go, you have a chocolate bar and you a chocolate bar and you. Everybody run from here! Happy New Year. Let everything stick together, that is, it will come true!
Young woman: Oh, thank you! So great! You are just great!
Father Frost: What is really there, everything is for you (looks at the neckline) Anna ...
Snow Maiden: Well, since that's it, then we probably will go!
Young woman: Where are you going? What about money?
Snow Maiden (presses the bag closer): will not give it back!
Young woman: No, I’m giving you money for your work.
Snow Maiden: Ahh, well it can be ...

And at that moment a man runs in.

Man: And there you are! I finally found you!

Santa Claus and Snow Maiden simultaneously raise their hands up.

Young woman: Oh, Andrey Nikolaevich! You come!
Man: What, late again?
Young woman: It's okay, here, meet. These are our Santa Claus and Snegurochka, who had a wonderful holiday. And this, police captain Andrei Nikolaevich, is Petya's son!
Santa Claus with the Snow Maiden (slowly lowering his hands): Zzzzdrassti.
Man: Yes, you understand, I was late for my son's holiday again! And all due to the fact that some cretins decided to rob all the shops for the new year! No, well, you can give them their due for the originality: it is necessary to dress up as Santa Claus and Snow Maiden in order to steal money, chocolate and tangerines!
Snow Maiden (hisses in Santa Claus's ear): Mandarins ?!
Santa Claus (shrugs): So the new year is the same.
Man: Now run, look for them all over the city! And how many of these Santa Clauses with Snow Maidens - do not count! Take yours at least!
Young woman: Oh, you don’t have to take ours. They had a holiday with us.
Snow Maiden: Yes, yes, while “someone” was robbing, we were at a party, so it's not us!
At this moment, a "child" dressed up as a dog runs in: daddy, daddy you came! And look what Santa Claus gave me! (gives money)


Santa Claus and Snegurochka slowly move back.

Man: Well, stand there!

And they all run away together.

Young woman: This is how little Petya's dream came true - to celebrate the New Year with his dad - a major! So let your dreams come true. Happy New Year!

This script was literally created to be shown at all kinds of New Year's Eve corporate parties, festivities, matinees and evenings. At the end of the scene, there is a special place to congratulate all spectators. It turns out very organic.

Participants in the scene: Host, Santa Clauses - recruits, Santa Claus - commander.

MODERATOR: If you think that in order to become Santa Claus you need only a beard, a suit from the Youth Theater and “grunt”, then you are mistaken. This is a difficult profession, before working in which it is necessary to pass the KMD - the Course of the Young Santa Claus. And so, imagine a secret base for the preparation of Santa Claus.

IN ROLE: 2-3 "RECRUITS" are in a line (clothes - ankle boots, military trousers (cotton), a T-shirt, a false beard on his head, a cap of Santa Claus). The COMMANDER appears (clothes are similar).

COMMANDER: Well, what a rookie ?! Service as Santa Claus is not a "citizen" for you ... in the sense - not everyday life. There is a continuous "holiday" here. Every situation is close to extreme!

RECRUIT 1: How's the army?

COMMANDER: Bite. There they even give you a weapon, but here your whole arsenal is charm and a lot of snack.

RECRUIT 2: And the staff?

COMMANDER: The staff is a last resort ... when there is absolutely nothing to eat. First, let's turn to the theory. In accordance with the New Year Code of the Russian Federation, Santa Claus is material responsible person, which should deliver the gift to the customer (child), carry out his congratulations, listen to a rhyme, as well as other complaints and suggestions ...

NEWBOOK 3 Well, celebrate the new year!

COMMANDER: Here! it typical mistake! Who is your main enemy?

NEWBOOK 1 Not working intercom?

NEWBOOK 2 Addresses that are not on google maps (or "inaccurate address")?

NEWBOOK 3 Heavy bag of gifts?

COMMANDER: No! Remember, your main enemy is the child's father! As soon as you have fulfilled the function of congratulations and are about to leave, he invites you to the kitchen. It's a takeover! Believe me, if at least someone left the Somali pirates, then no one could get away from the Russian man offering a drink. How will you get out of captivity?

RECOGNITION 1 I'll say, "Thank you, I don't drink."

COMMANDER: And he: “Me too. Little by little. For the New Year! "

NEWBOOK 2 "And I have an ulcer!"

COMMANDER: He: “I see. But in honor of the holiday. At our place of work, Serega was also diagnosed with an ulcer, and he drank on holidays and eventually resolved. "

NEWBOOK 3 “You know I'm in a hurry! I have the next order! "

COMMANDER: And he: “Yes, yes, yes. Now take a few glasses and go. There are people there too. Everyone will understand! But you will already come with “New Year's mood”.

RECRUIT 1 Well ...

NEWBOOK 2 Uhhh ...

NEWBOOK 3 Mmmm ...

COMMANDER: That's all - you are eliminated. The task was not completed!

NEWBOOK 1 And what to do?

COMMANDER: That is why, salagi, the position of the Snow Maiden was introduced. You go to the kitchen with the Snow Maiden. The object's attention immediately switches to her: jokes, jokes, alcohol. At this time, you quietly go out and go to the child's mother with the phrase: "There, your husband is not breathing evenly when he goes to the Snow Maiden" ... After that, the wife comes into play, who immediately neutralizes your opponent! Victory!

NEWBOOK 2 Cool!

NEWBOOK 3 And what is the most difficult thing in the profession of Santa Claus?

COMMANDER: The most difficult thing is if you are trusted to congratulate <НАИМЕНОВАНИЕ ВАШЕЙ ОРГАНИЗАЦИИ> ... From there alive ... I mean, sober ... no one has ever returned!

New Year's holidays are the most appropriate time to communicate with children. Parents and children are jointly preparing for the cherished date - they decorate the house, decorate the Christmas tree. And if guests who also have children are expected on December 31 or January 1, this is a reason to prepare a scene for showing on new year's eve... Learning and rehearsing the role will give the guys great pleasure.

Many scenarios for the holidays are sinful of protractedness and complexity of preparation. It is better to learn a few small scenes than one big and convoluted story. They can be shown intermittently for games and competitions for guests.

The sketches below are suitable not only for home - you can use them when preparing a holiday at school or in kindergarten.

The best funny scenes for children

Short funny scenes will amuse both children and adults for the New Year 2019. Mini-performances will make the holiday fun and memorable.

Letter to Santa Claus

Daughter: "Mom, please buy me a notebook of 96 sheets!"
Mom (surprised): "Why do you need to be so fat?"
Daughter: “I will write a letter to Santa Claus, what gifts I want! To make sure everything fits! "
Mom: "Just don't forget to write to your grandfather how you behaved this year!"
Daughter: “Well, if you write that it’s good, it will be a lie. And if you write that it is bad - then I will not see gifts, like my ears. " I will write this: “Dear Grandfather Frost! During this year I have done a lot of quite original actions! ... "

Order for Santa Claus

Son: "Dad, I just sent a letter to Santa Claus!"
Father: "And what did you order him, I wonder?"
Son: "Oh, just a little ... Just a constructor, a machine gun and a laptop!"
Father: “These are all wonderful things, of course! But maybe it's not worth asking for a laptop? And then the list turns out to be too long ... "
Son: “Oh, why are you so worried? You won't buy gifts, but Santa Claus! "

How to get a gift

Child: "Mom, are you glad that New Year is coming soon?"
Mom: "Well, of course, I'm glad!"
Child: “And you will receive new year gift from Santa Claus? "
Mom: “Santa Claus comes only to children! And my dad will probably buy me a present. "
Child: "What would you like to get from him?"
Mom: "To be honest, mink coat! But I'm not sure that he will give it to me ... "
Child: “And you try to fall to the floor, shout and beat your feet! It always works for me! "

About Vovochka

Teacher: “Little Johnny, how can you treat learning like that? What a day, then a deuce! If this continues, your father will soon have gray hair. "
Little Johnny: “Oh, this will be an excellent gift for him for the New Year! Otherwise he is completely bald! "

Funny scenes for teenagers


Teens are able to learn large volumes of role-playing texts. In the scenes for them, humor prevails, "adult" realities are introduced.

Protection of Santa Claus

First guard: "Is Santa Claus in place?"
Second security guard: “Shh, come on without names, there could be wiretapping. And in general, it sounds intolerant. "
First: "How should it be?"
Second: “Pensioner Low Temperature! He will come when the clock shows certain numbers! "
First: "But we don't have a watch!"
Second: "We will be informed!"
First: “What's Baba Yaga? Didn't you throw the heaters anywhere? Heat guns did not arrange? "
Second: “Everything is under control. We keep the foe at a distance. "
The first one: “I am already middle-aged, but still there ... She will change into a Snow Maiden, then a Barbie, then a Little Red Riding Hood. Here you have to keep your ears open. By the way, it's time to bypass the territory. "
(The guards leave, after a while Baba Yaga jumps out)
Baba Yaga: “What, they didn’t wait ?! Thought to celebrate the New Year calmly ?! And I came! Now I'll catch your frostbitten grandfather, but I'll put him on the battery! Let your old bones warm up a bit! And I'll take the presents for myself! "
(The guards run out, grab Baba Yaga by the arms. The song "Our service is both dangerous and difficult" is playing)
The first guard: “I made my way, it means that I landed from the stupa on a parachute? Now we will put you under lock and key, so as not to interfere with the celebration! "
Baba Yaga: “Boys, maybe not? Or maybe we'll come to an agreement in an amicable way, eh? You will help me to cope with my grandfather, and I will take you to my staff. With an increase! "
Second guard: “You will negotiate with Koshchey the Immortal. He's also been sitting with us for a long time, on enhanced nutrition, by the way. "
Both guards: “Santa Claus has incorruptible guards! Happy New Year, guys! "
(Baba Yaga is taken off the stage)

New Year's essay

The teacher (sitting at the table): "Holidays, holidays, but I have to work, check notebooks ... So, the essay" So I ask Santa Claus for the New Year. " It's curious what they wrote here. The first one is Little Johnny ... "
(The teacher opens the notebook, Little Johnny enters the stage)
Little Johnny: "I would ask Santa Claus to make it so that no essays have to be written next year!"
(Little Johnny leaves)
Teacher: “Well, everything is clear with that, quitter ... Next notebook. Masha. Stop, why is the catalog of cosmetics attached to the essay? "
(Opens the notebook, Mashenka enters the stage)
Mashenka: "I would ask Santa Claus for the New Year items №145, 146 and 172!"
(Masha leaves)
Teacher: “Brevity is the sister of talent, or what? Okay ... Who's next there? Egor!"
(Egor appears on the stage)
Egor: “To ask Santa Claus for something, you need to write him a letter. Where can I get his personal e-mail? Here you cannot do without hacking the system ... "
(Egor leaves deep in thought)
Teacher: “Everything is clear, the hacker is growing. Oh, I'm tired of something, then, probably, I'll check it. "
(All the children run onto the stage)
Chorus: "Happy New Year, New Happiness!"

Oligarch and his daughter

Oligarch: "Zlata, daughter, do you know what holiday happens at the end of December?"
Zlata: “Dad, I'm only 11 years old, why should I understand all this? The calendar in our house hangs on the third floor in the fifth room - take the elevator and take a look. "
Oligarch: "Actually, we have already celebrated this holiday, guess yourself."
Zlata: "This is when we went to Hawaii?"
Oligarch: “No, it was your birthday. The fifth day of each month. "
Zlata: "Do I remember a holiday when we rode in a tank?"
Oligarch: "No, we celebrated Victory Day."
Zlata: "When did you fly on the plane?"
Oligarch: "And this is Aviation Day!"
Zlata: "Okay, I give up!"
Oligarch: “New Year is coming soon! My favorite holiday! "
Zlata: "What is special about him?"
Oligarch: "Well, it is customary to give gifts on this day!"
Zlata: "No, but what is special?"
Oligarch: "And I don’t give gifts!"
Zlata (surprised): "Who?"
Oligarch: "Santa Claus!"
Zlata: "Where is he on the Forbes list?"
Oligarch: “None. Giving gifts is his job. And on this day, everyone gets together, drink, eat tangerines and shout "Christmas tree, burn!"
Zlata: "Why burn it?"
Oligarch: “No, they don't burn it! Lanterns and toys are hung on it. My hands are itching already. Let's decorate the tree! "
Zlata: “Come on! Only half of the toys - to me! "
(Dad and daughter leave the stage)

Matinee scenes


A matinee in kindergarten or in elementary school will be decorated with a small New Year-themed scene with the participation of several characters.

Cinema about Santa Claus

The director reads the main text, children in costumes act out the show. Characters can also be inanimate objects.

Director: “We are making a movie about Santa Claus. Camera, motor, let's go! One day, Grandfather harnessed his horse and went into the forest to cut a Christmas tree. And what's going on in the forest: the wind is making noise, the wolves are howling, the owl is hooting. A deer ran past, tapping its hooves. Hares jumped out into the clearing, drummed on a tree stump. We saw Grandfather with a horse and galloped away. He sat down on a tree stump and looked around. Sees - a lot of trees around. I went up to one tree and touched it. It won't do. I examined another tree - I didn't like it either. Looks - the third is just right. He swung at her with an ax, and the Christmas tree begs ... "
Fir-tree number 3: “Grandpa-grandpa, don't chop me down! I'm not good for kids. My leg is lame, the needles are crumbling, the bark is all peeled off! "
Director: “Grandfather obeyed, but he approached another tree. I touched it. And the needles are strong, and the bark is intact, and the trunk is straight. Good for the New Year! Lo and behold, the ax has already been lost somewhere! He decided to pull out the tree with the root. And the tree tells him ... "
Fir-tree number 4: "Pull-pull, old, still not enough strength."
Director: “The grandfather began to drag the tree. Can't pull. Hares came running to the rescue. Pull-pull - to no avail. They called the wolves. Pull-pull - again it does not work. The wolves called the owl. Everyone began to pull the tree. The Christmas tree rests, it is not given. Yes, here the wind will blow! On the one hand blowing - no way! On the other hand, there is a tree! Blew from a third party! And then they pulled out the tree! The grandfather was delighted, put the tree on the sled and went with it to the children, to celebrate the New Year! The end of the film!"

Bored Christmas tree

There is an elegant Christmas tree with a sad look, sadly looking at the floor. The Leader comes.

Host: “Hello, children! How smart you are today, how beautiful you are! Anything expensive to see! This is how it is necessary to celebrate the New Year! So, where is the Christmas tree. Where? There she is! Oh, what are you, Yolochka, so sad? Let's find out from her why she is not cheerful? "
Fir-tree: “I'm bored here with you! Here are my girlfriends - everyone is standing in the city squares. There is music, and they are luxuriously dressed, and they have heaps of gifts! And what about me? Eh ... "
Host: “Why are you, Yolochka, saying that? We have a lot of fun here! Look how many girls and boys there are! They can do everything here - they dance, they sing songs, they recite poems. "
Yolochka: “Oh, you can't believe something? Is it true that he can sing? "
Host: “Of course we can! Guys, will we sing for the Christmas tree? "
(Children sing a New Year's song)
Yolochka: “Yes, it's not bad! I already like it here. What else can you do? "
(Children show numbers, recite poetry)
Yolochka: “Well, now I see that it was not in vain that I was here! Do you have any gifts for me? "
(Children decorate the tree with tinsel, paper-cut snowflakes)
Host: "Yolochka, do you still want to leave us on the square to your girlfriends?"
Yolochka: “I want to stay with you! You are very funny and beautiful, you know how to celebrate a holiday. "
(Children dance around the tree)

The Snow Maiden appears in the hall with the song "And it is snowing"

SN: Hello, here I am. Happy New Year to you friends!
One day a day and an hour come. Everyone is waiting with hope for their arrival.
And the miracle happens again, because this miracle is the New Year!
We come to visit people with him and he is no longer far away.
Let everyone be happy at your New Year's light!

I walked to you a long way through blizzards and snows and here's a bad luck: somewhere along the way, Grandfather Frost was lost. Let's try to call him. Answer in unison to my questions "YES" or "NO" in unison:

Is Santa Claus a great man?
Drink half a bucket of Wheat?
Do you like jokes, anecdotes?
What about working Saturdays?
Santa Claus sings ditties?
Does Grandfather have a girlfriend?
Does he carry a bag from the warehouse?
So who should we call?
All together: Santa Claus! Father Frost! Father Frost!....

Jingle Bells sounds. Santa Claus comes out

D.M .: Happy New Year,
I wish you happiness, joy!
All who are single - get married,
To everyone who is in a quarrel - make peace,
To everyone who is sick - to become healthy,
Blossom, rejuvenate.
To everyone who is skinny - to become fuller,
Too fat - lose weight.
All gray-haired - to turn black. So that bald hair
At the top of the head thickened Like Siberian forests!
I wish you with all my heart Not to be sad and not to grow old,
On a winter holiday, sometimes to warm the Soul with a glass.
The first is for the New Year, the second is for our people,
The third - let's drink to love, So that the blood rages in my veins.
To songs, to dances To make your head spin!
Happy New Year with a new happiness,
Congratulations, friends!

SN: Congratulations on the best,
The most gentle and melodious,
Happy happy holiday
A snow-white new year!
Happiness, humor, good luck
And in love there is a great return.
And may this New Year
Will not add hassle to you.

Santa Claus invites everyone to fill their glasses. Drink

DM: How did the kids grow up, Snegurochka? I probably don't recognize them ...
SN: Nothing, Grandpa, but they still expect gifts from you.
DM: Yes, I have a full bag of them here! But in order to get them, you first need to guess the riddles of my assistant Snegurochka

The Snow Maiden makes riddles, plays the game. Santa Claus gives prizes.

SN: First, I want to check how you know New Year's movies! I will guess them, and you answer. But the main thing is to rhyme!
They celebrated the New Year at the dacha ...

And it was a movie ... ("Gentlemen of Fortune".)
And, as usual, we would have looked

This night we ... ("The irony of fate".)
Although Santa Claus is actually the namesake,

But the film is affectionately called ... ("Frost".)
He was a freak, a dwarf, but lucky.

And the cartoon is called ... ("The Nutcracker".)
She was lucky to meet everyone at once.

The film is about these brothers ... ("12 months".)
And there are scientific ideas in fairy tales.

The film is wonderful about this ... ("The Wizards".)
We don't mind watching it for the tenth time,

The film is called ... ("Carnival Night".)

SN: Well, Grandpa, they know films well. That means you need something more complicated. Now we will guess the winter and New Year songs, but I turned over the phrases from them and confused them. For example: Big aspen is warm in summer. ("It's cold for the little Christmas tree in winter")
Oh, heat, heat, you don't steam him You don't steam him and his elephant. ("Oh, frost, frost, don't freeze me, don't freeze me, my horse")
The pinniped seal lies calmly. ("The fur-legged horse is in a hurry, running")
Green, green dew fell on the grass. ("Blue, blue frost lay on the wires")
In the silence he recited a rhyme, get up, get up quickly, aspen. ("The snowstorm sang her a song, sleep, herringbone, bye-bye")
I'll read you a report for two hours. ("I'll sing you a song about five minutes")
The clips dropped and all lay down in a row. ("The beads were hung, stood in a round dance")

SN: And then you guessed everything! Well, okay then, really complex riddles I will make a guess!

New year in the midst of fun
We will shoot loudly from it,
And we will laugh very much
If we kill all our friends!
Champagne

Every adult on New Years
This miracle is very much waiting
And hopes just about
The director will bring it!
Prize

Doesn't bark, doesn't bite,
And who goes to the owner,
She lets you know.
The secretary

It consists of three letters,
The "X" begins,
When it's worth it,
When he finishes, he bows.
Chorus

If for a very, very long time,
Loud - shout out loud
If everyone, having gathered together,
To call him in chorus.
That on the very New Year,
He will definitely come!
police outfit

D.M .: Well done, Snegurochka, and now I will ask you my riddle:
Grandma's midwives
Grandfather's rattles will keep you warm.
Mittens

The host offers to fill the glasses. Drink

The Snow Maiden offers to sing a New Year's song and asks to guess the favorite song of Santa Claus. Everyone guesses “A Christmas tree was born in the forest”. If there is a tree, they invite you to dance around it, if not, then Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden in the center sing a song, and everyone is around them.
DM: Now it's time to leave, but don't be upset!
You will meet us again, More surprises await you!

SN: In the meantime, keep on having fun, Leisya music and laughter,
Happy New Year! With new happiness! With a wonderful time of miracles!

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